Thomas: I smell food.
Sam: I smell... The inside of my nose.
Chris: Truer words have never been spoken.
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Sam: I SMELL FOOD!
Michel: (whispers) That's my bowels.
Sam: No one's butthole smells that good.
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Thomas: I smell food.
Sam: I smell... The inside of my nose.
Chris: Truer words have never been spoken.
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Sam: I SMELL FOOD!
Michel: (whispers) That's my bowels.
Sam: No one's butthole smells that good.
Whoever put the “Shut Down Computer” option above “Paste” just wants to watch the world burn.
Never pay attention to anyone who says that Windows 8 is just like the Mac. Yeah, right. And Kia is the Asian cousin of BMW.
http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/os-x-yosemite-for-dummies-cheat-sheet.html
Microdongle. It's a real condition.
Kyle
It got to the fourth didaladoodoo and I'm just like OHHH NOOOOOOO.
Kyle
You can't twerk on a moving train. It's twerk physics! Basic twerk physics.
Professor of Twerk, K. Bussoli
Sam: If it's a wake & bake... What do you call drinking first thing in the morning?
Bridgette & Kyle: A.....Uh....Ahhh... Alcoholism?
Bridgette & Kyle: Alcoholism.
In my professional opinion, your website is dumb and full of butts.
Bridgette (Dad)