Shit I Hear At Work

Things heard working as a game tester. #getrekt

[workinginavideogamestudio]

“Hey Jerry, What’s it like working in a video game studio?”

(source)

[workinginavideogamestudio]

“Hey Jerry, What’s it like working in a video game studio?”

(.gifv link) (source)

[testersnottesting]

Thomas: I smell food.

Sam: I smell... The inside of my nose.

Chris: Truer words have never been spoken.

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Sam: I SMELL FOOD!

Michel: (whispers) That's my bowels.

Sam: No one's butthole smells that good.

[workinginavideogamestudio]

“Hey Jerry, What’s it like working in a video game studio?”

(.gifv link) (source)

[workinginavideogamestudio]

“Hey Jerry, What’s it like working in a video game studio?”

(link)

[testersnottesting]

Whoever put the “Shut Down Computer” option above “Paste” just wants to watch the world burn.

[testersnottesting]

Never pay attention to anyone who says that Windows 8 is just like the Mac. Yeah, right. And Kia is the Asian cousin of BMW.

http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/os-x-yosemite-for-dummies-cheat-sheet.html

[workinginavideogamestudio]

“Hey Jerry, What’s it like working in a video game studio?”

(gfycat link)

[testersnottesting]

Accurate.

[testersnottesting]

David: Am I the only one who thinks of CPUs when someone says I-5?

Us: Yes.

[herrwolfenmedic]

When you see your friend..

on the opposite team

Originally posted by tf2gasm

[testersnottesting]

Microdongle. It's a real condition.

Kyle

[workinginavideogamestudio]

“Hey Jerry, What’s it like when you forget to add a collision layer to your meshes?”

(.gif link)

[testersnottesting]

It got to the fourth didaladoodoo and I'm just like OHHH NOOOOOOO.

Kyle

[testersnottesting]

Me: Ahh, I'm about to get rekt aren't I?

Kyle: MOST DOLPHINATELY.

Me: REALLY?

Kyle: For shark.

[testersnottesting]

Pivot table that shit!

Bridgette

[testersnottesting]

You can't twerk on a moving train. It's twerk physics! Basic twerk physics.

Professor of Twerk, K. Bussoli

[testersnottesting]

Sam: If it's a wake & bake... What do you call drinking first thing in the morning?

Bridgette & Kyle: A.....Uh....Ahhh... Alcoholism?

Bridgette & Kyle: Alcoholism.