May 18, 2020
When a client asks me how long it will be until he has a trial
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When a client asks me how long it will be until he has a trial
3 Bottles of Maestro Tequila later........
Death Toll:
2 of 4 family members utterly fucked.
Close family friend crashing on couch with garbage can and seltzer
Broken dining room chair (I guess I don't know my own strength)
Intact bottle of Maestro Dobel Diamond Tequila (FUCK YES!!!!)
Intact Bottle of Ciroc (Um....OK?)
I'm good
That's all there is.
GPOY ._.