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YEAH IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD I'm used to just regular old butterfly needles and cannulas and I was expecting that I guess because I didn't know intravenous needles.. got any bigger than that?? So when the phlebotomist whipped that out and started putting it towards my arm my brain internally was like WAIT WAIT THERES A SMALLER ONE IN THERE RIGHT WAIT THATS NOT GOING IN IS IT OH FUCK IT IS which was summarized vocally by me impulsively going "oh that's a big boy" shfdjjfjdjfjd
Ngl it was painful, not excruciating but way more than a typical IV and scarier since like, when you get saline and whatever the metal part doesnt actually stay in you a little plastic thing does but this was like NOPE BIG METAL TUBE SITS RIGHT IN THERE
After the bag got filled my blood clotted before they could fill the like, little vacutainer vials and without those my blood cant be used for transfusions so I consented to getting stuck in the other arm with a normal vacutainer needle or whatever its called which was fine oof now both my arms are sore
Also all the phlebotomists were like TEHE YOU HAVE TINY VEINS LOOK AT YOUR CUTE LITTLE TINY VEINS SO ADORABLE and it felt like the doctor version of the HAHAHAHA HOW ARE YOU THAT SMALL meme (but not actually in an upsetting way)
Anyway so thats how all that went also they gave me free socks















