buck/eddie | teen rating | age regression | 1K words
Maddie is the first to break the silence. "So," she starts, "Buck calls you Daddy?"
"I- it's not like sexual or anything—" Eddie stammers.
Maddie lets out a chuckle. "No, I know. Believe me, if there was anything I found remotely sexual, I wouldn't be here now."
Or Maddie finds out about Buck's age regression and Buck also wants to call Eddie mommy.
@jalapenjowrites , @snakeguy99 and @itsflowers because mort enjoyers must gather
Some cute softie fluff for my mutuals
Tw: omg alien fish men kiss! I’m gonna get descriptive too, swearing
The doors to the casino swung open as The Brisk brothers hauled in that days catch, dropping it near the side of the bar and taking a seat at the counter.
The largest of the three, a burly 6’5 man named Mortimer, took out a cigar and lit it, taking a long drag before letting his shoulders droop out of exhaustion.
The other two, practically vibrating in they’re seats, shoved at each other playfully, chatting about the adventure they just had.
“The usual, Mort?”
The bar tender approached the three, wiping a glass.
Mortimer grunted in response, sliding a few coins across the counter.
The bar tender took them and walked away to fetch the drinks, leaving the three.
Mort let his chin rest on the counter, closing his eye to maybe get a bit of rest before his drink came.
He let the sounds of the bar drown out, puffing out smoke every once in a while.
...
“...M-Mortimer? Boss’ wants to s-see you.”
The pirate perked up, looking over at the source of the voice.
A skinny, timid looking salamander waited for him just a few feet away from the counter, his arms behind his back.
He sighed and got up, grumbling curses as he tapped out his cigar, brushing past the salamander who jumped out of the way hurriedly,
“Sam, Jam, keep an eye the catch, I’ll be right back.”
They both nodded enthusiastically, “got it!” And went back to shoving each other.
———
The door to the dimly lit room squeaked as he pushed it open, stepping in and closing it quietly.
Across the room, behind a large desk, was ManTiss. A towering 8ft mantis shrimp with a punch that could knock your brains out...literally
“You...wanted to see me?”
The “Boss” gestured for Mort to step forwards, his claws drumming on the desk.
“Did you get what I needed..?”
The pirate nodded, scratching the back of his neck awkwardly.
“Hm...good.”
...
“That....all you called me in for?”
He chuckled, standing up.
“Of course not...I haven’t seen my little pirate all week~”
He pinched morts cheek gently.
“Oh...”
His cheeks flushed,
He really called me up here for this?? Little shit...
The crustacean sauntered around the desk, towering over mort,
“I don’t want much from you...not yet at least...”
Mort sighed deeply, the red flush on his cheeks was very vibrant over his usual light pink, highly visible even in the dim lighting.
I’m gonna fucking kill him after this I swear.
He roughly grabbed his collar and pulled him down to level, smashing the taller’s “mouth” into his own.
The others antennae wiggled in delight, wrapping his appendages around the pirate as webbed hands found his waist.
The crustacean leaned back onto the desk, wrapping his claws around morts neck for support.
They stayed like that for a minute or two...they rarely got to talk anymore because of morts work, so this moment was going to be savour-
Suddenly, Mort jerked away, putting a hand up to his mouth.
“AY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!”
A trickle of blood leaked from the corner of his mouth, a cut on his tongue glistening a vibrant red.
“Oh...oops?”
The pirate grumbled in annoyance, wiping his mouth off,
“Listen, when you want to “talk” just wait till the casinos closed. Not just after I come back from a hunt.”
“Awww but Mortie I’ve missed you sooo much...”
The pirate grumbled, flushed once more.
“Cut that shit out, you know that being cheesy won’t get you off the hook darlin’”
The crustacean chuckled, pushing himself up off the desk to lean into mort,
"Hey, I got Mickey. You wanna switch?" Lip asks his brother. They were supposed to write down some ideas of what they want but Mickey didn't put anything.
Ian grins. "Yes, thank you. Have fun getting clothes for Debbie!"
"Mickey, you got… flowers." Debbie hands them over.
"Stargazer lilies, motherfucker from your Secret Santa." Mickey reads the tag attached to the bouquet.
He smiles in understanding. "Yeah we never got our stargazer lilies, huh? Thank you," Mickey says softly and kisses his husband.
Carl pretends to gag and Mickey sticks up his middle finger with his lips still on Ian's.
Eddie feels so overwhelmed—not in a bad way—it's just a lot. This guy saved his son and then he calls the place Eddie works at. Not to mention out of the ten other people on shift, he was the one who answered the call. Eddie doesn't believe in the universe and whatnot (or so he says) but he can't say this is just a coincidence.
Buck saved Christopher and now it's time for them to save Buck.
As soon as they arrive to the station, Eddie grabs Buck's hand and leads him to the showers. He doubts anyone needs to take a shower and they all want to eat lunch so he figures it'll be safe.
"Wha–" Buck starts and Eddie interrupts him by covering his mouth with his hand. He then gets down on his knees and Buck lets out a choked gasp.
"God, you don't even realize what you do to me, huh?" Eddie pulls his partner's pants down and mouths at Buck's clothed cock, breathing in the musky scent. Fuck, he smells heavenly.
Eddie is rewarded by a little moan from Buck and he looks up to see him awestruck, blushing with lustful eyes.
"Can I? Please," he adds desperately.
Buck curses under his breath. "Yeah, yeah. You can do anything you want to me."