Steve/Toni (for obvious reasons)
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you
How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
"Their" song: Lana Del Rey - Without You
Who does more housework: Steve. Toni doesn't care much for it and pays people to do it. It doesn't stop Steve from washing the dishes right after they eat, saying it's ridiculous to use the washing machine for two plates.
What couple cosplay they should do: Hercules and Megara. For reasons.
Who cried watching Toy Story 3: Steve. Toni teared up as well, but still makes fun of him. Steve ignores her and smirks internally because he knows how close she was to crying, too.
Who hogs the blankets at night: Toni used to, but is doing her best to stop herself from doing so since she found out lots of Steve's nightmares are related to cold.
What they fight about: Ridiculous things, like Toni leaving the empty carton of milk in the fridge and Steve being annoying about it. They never last long.
Who has more Facebook friends: Toni. Steve actually gave up on Facebook when he found all the ridiculous fake accounts people made for him.
One headcanon about them: Steve is the most patient person in the world when it comes to Toni, even more than Pepper and Rhodey together. Toni pretends that she hates it because that means she can never win an argument with him - unless he lets her - but she loves that she can never get rid of him. As much as she says otherwise.
















