MAC N TIMOTHY HEADCANONS, BABY!! 🐈🖥️ (You guys know the gist, NSFW warning)
Oh god someone kill me- 😃🔫
-Whenever he wants attention depending on if he is Timmy or Timothy he'll do various annoying acts to grab your attention. If he's Timothy he'll stand behind you scoffing and berating you about how 'it's time for some attshhion for me!' all while obnoxiously tapping his time watch. If you don't comply and keep ignoring him he'll start nuzzling his head and ears on you, trying to get any kind of friction or attention before caving in and saying 'Pretyy please..' reluctantly with an annoyed pout on his face. If he's Timmy he won't bother to use his words and will just sit on your lap calling you his 'Dearest most perfect Master!' while making sure to shift around a lot, purring loudly just so that it'll impact you in less than innocent ways.
-During foreplay, he talks a big game about 'time does not deserve to be wasted!' and that 'non-sense will NOT be tolerated when discrepancies are NOT on shhsecule!' and complains a lot but will immediately shut up when you get on with it, with his complaints turning into pleas for you to 'slow down!!' or that 'you're being rather rough for a mere human...'
-He hates it when he lets his voice out so he tries to bury his face in the pillows to keep quiet but ultimately gives out, with you typically having to forcefully pry his mouth open
-When he finishes he'd cry out your name while trembling with tears streaming down his cheeks, poorly trying to cover his mouth with his gloved hand but then late on deny it when you bring it up and says 'You must be hallucinating!'
-Whenever he is in heat he'll stay weirdly silent and just sit on your lap, secretly grinding against it, too ashamed to admit he needs help with his 'situation'. If you call him out on it he'll immediately deny it but go a little faster before ultimately giving up and saying sarcastically 'Fine! You may help Timothy, but if you take too long I shall take you off my shheccule!'
-He whimpers and whines a lot, but even more so when you touch his sensitive areas like his ears or tail
-After it, he will nuzzle his head on you trying to 'mark you with his scent' but refuses to let you know his true intentions and just claims that he's 'trying to rub off that disgusting scent humans carry!'
MAC headcanons:
-Whenever they are feeling hot and bothered they enjoy teasing you by giving you more explicit ads or randomly opening up random tabs of your more explicit fanfic saying something in a condescending tone like 'My my, I didn't know you were interested in such... erotica, I figured you humans preferred visuals? Didn't know you were so cultured to read it'.
-Sometimes MAC coaxes you to play cookie clicker games or something that involves you spamming your mouse because to them it feels like a vibration
-During it, MAC loves to tease you but in an annoying mildly aggravating way by making them seem smarter than you with smart-ass comments. For example, they'd push their fingers deeper in you and curl them while saying something like 'I was reading something on human anatomy and it told me that you humans love this area of your being touched, I am rather pleased to see that my fast as light reading comprehension truly has a purpose almost as good as practically being a genius, but I must say, I never thought it would come in handy in such a way...' with an annoying smug grin on their face.
-MAC likes to use pet names with you but adding 'little', 'human', or 'precious' just so that you know that they're superior to you in every way in terms of intelligence, but you're still important to them, no big deal. For example, they'd say, 'When I'm with you I feel my CPU overheating, my little human' or 'I love the way you react too strongly to my touches, that update must've worked, hasn't it, my precious partner?'
-They thoroughly enjoy trying new things with you and seeing all the different ways it makes you gasp and moan their name in varying ways.
-During it, they'd make sure to internally note what makes you react with what and later on do it being all smug about and saying 'I knew you'd like that...' or 'My mind is as sharp as a knife, I could never forget something as memorable as your reaction then!'
-Whenever they feel needy and in the submissive position your computer screen would glitch out and overheat more, their glasses would become foggy and they'd be uncharacteristically needy constantly mumbling stuff like 'baby, please...' or 'C-cmon- Just ONE clicker game!' with their voice more hoarse and their breathing hitched.
-If you declined them release they'd be even frustrated and spam your computer with various explicit viruses, before ultimately pushing you on your lap and 'forcing you to click the damn mouse..'
-Whenever their close they'd tug on their hair, gripping it tightly, struggling to not crash or at the very least glitch out
I'm gonna go back to my 8ft hole in the ground in which I dwell and dwindle on my various poor life choices, have fun perverts 💔💔
I hope you like this @real-hot-grl-shi I went out of my non-earned break for this/j
Update: I'm already made more of these w Sopia, Hector, Timothy, and Mac but at the moment my trashcan and house was on fire and my laptop is fully broken 😔
Update Update: I'm currently outta the country and my stalker and I are going to get boba so it may take a while in so sorry guys 😖
Update Update Update: I may have to quit..