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I'm just gonna leave this here...

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MAC N TIMOTHY HEADCANONS, BABY!! 🐈🖥️ (You guys know the gist, NSFW warning)

Oh god someone kill me- 😃🔫

-Whenever he wants attention depending on if he is Timmy or Timothy he'll do various annoying acts to grab your attention. If he's Timothy he'll stand behind you scoffing and berating you about how 'it's time for some attshhion for me!' all while obnoxiously tapping his time watch. If you don't comply and keep ignoring him he'll start nuzzling his head and ears on you, trying to get any kind of friction or attention before caving in and saying 'Pretyy please..' reluctantly with an annoyed pout on his face. If he's Timmy he won't bother to use his words and will just sit on your lap calling you his 'Dearest most perfect Master!' while making sure to shift around a lot, purring loudly just so that it'll impact you in less than innocent ways.

-During foreplay, he talks a big game about 'time does not deserve to be wasted!' and that 'non-sense will NOT be tolerated when discrepancies are NOT on shhsecule!' and complains a lot but will immediately shut up when you get on with it, with his complaints turning into pleas for you to 'slow down!!' or that 'you're being rather rough for a mere human...'

-He hates it when he lets his voice out so he tries to bury his face in the pillows to keep quiet but ultimately gives out, with you typically having to forcefully pry his mouth open

-When he finishes he'd cry out your name while trembling with tears streaming down his cheeks, poorly trying to cover his mouth with his gloved hand but then late on deny it when you bring it up and says 'You must be hallucinating!'

-Whenever he is in heat he'll stay weirdly silent and just sit on your lap, secretly grinding against it, too ashamed to admit he needs help with his 'situation'. If you call him out on it he'll immediately deny it but go a little faster before ultimately giving up and saying sarcastically 'Fine! You may help Timothy, but if you take too long I shall take you off my shheccule!'

-He whimpers and whines a lot, but even more so when you touch his sensitive areas like his ears or tail

-After it, he will nuzzle his head on you trying to 'mark you with his scent' but refuses to let you know his true intentions and just claims that he's 'trying to rub off that disgusting scent humans carry!'

MAC headcanons:

-Whenever they are feeling hot and bothered they enjoy teasing you by giving you more explicit ads or randomly opening up random tabs of your more explicit fanfic saying something in a condescending tone like 'My my, I didn't know you were interested in such... erotica, I figured you humans preferred visuals? Didn't know you were so cultured to read it'.

-Sometimes MAC coaxes you to play cookie clicker games or something that involves you spamming your mouse because to them it feels like a vibration

-During it, MAC loves to tease you but in an annoying mildly aggravating way by making them seem smarter than you with smart-ass comments. For example, they'd push their fingers deeper in you and curl them while saying something like 'I was reading something on human anatomy and it told me that you humans love this area of your being touched, I am rather pleased to see that my fast as light reading comprehension truly has a purpose almost as good as practically being a genius, but I must say, I never thought it would come in handy in such a way...' with an annoying smug grin on their face.

-MAC likes to use pet names with you but adding 'little', 'human', or 'precious' just so that you know that they're superior to you in every way in terms of intelligence, but you're still important to them, no big deal. For example, they'd say, 'When I'm with you I feel my CPU overheating, my little human' or 'I love the way you react too strongly to my touches, that update must've worked, hasn't it, my precious partner?'

-They thoroughly enjoy trying new things with you and seeing all the different ways it makes you gasp and moan their name in varying ways.

-During it, they'd make sure to internally note what makes you react with what and later on do it being all smug about and saying 'I knew you'd like that...' or 'My mind is as sharp as a knife, I could never forget something as memorable as your reaction then!'

-Whenever they feel needy and in the submissive position your computer screen would glitch out and overheat more, their glasses would become foggy and they'd be uncharacteristically needy constantly mumbling stuff like 'baby, please...' or 'C-cmon- Just ONE clicker game!' with their voice more hoarse and their breathing hitched.

-If you declined them release they'd be even frustrated and spam your computer with various explicit viruses, before ultimately pushing you on your lap and 'forcing you to click the damn mouse..'

-Whenever their close they'd tug on their hair, gripping it tightly, struggling to not crash or at the very least glitch out

I'm gonna go back to my 8ft hole in the ground in which I dwell and dwindle on my various poor life choices, have fun perverts 💔💔

I hope you like this @real-hot-grl-shi I went out of my non-earned break for this/j

Update: I'm already made more of these w Sopia, Hector, Timothy, and Mac but at the moment my trashcan and house was on fire and my laptop is fully broken 😔

Update Update: I'm currently outta the country and my stalker and I are going to get boba so it may take a while in so sorry guys 😖

Update Update Update: I may have to quit..

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SPAMTON X TENNA HEADCANONS!! [Freaky edition!] 📺💲

(God, the censors really ARE gonna kill me for this one…)

-Whenever Tenna is hot and bothered he drags Spamton to his private office and pins his small frame under him forcing him to say he 'loves loves LOVES TV' over and over again until he gets the guts to make a move on him

-Whenever Tenna is aroused or has an H.O he typically just tugs on his collar and clothing while letting out muffled whimpers and pleas for Spamtan to help becuase it's so overwhelming and 'just too darn much for a humble TV host like myself?!'

-Tenna doesn't fully understand how his robotic body can still feel arousal so whenever he feels any form of it he finds it hard to think and his whole system overheats with his fans whirling to cool him off

-Spamton gets the biggest ego to boast and his ego skyrockets so much whenever Tenna asks him for help, so during it he makes sure to mumble out that 'he's doing so good [LITTLE SPONGE]' or some glitched out non-sense about he is his angel, whatever that means to cool his nerves

-Sometimes Tenna bothers Spamton to fix his wires or system during his smoke break (he's a CRIPPLING everything addict) or whenever he is pissed off just so that he won't hold back is rougher with him and openly smoking while doing so, blowing it into his face accidentally, Tenna constantly nags Spamton for smoking and his addictions but he'd be lying if he said he didn't like the feeling of it in his face

-Spamton has a major smoking and everything in general problem so during it he mostly smokes and blows it in Tenna's face just to mess with him and see his flustered reaction

-Tenna's antennas and wires are extremely sensitive and if Spamton or frankly anyone for that matter is too rough with them that alone causes him to finish

-During it, Tenna often bites down on his antennas to hold back from making his 'silly embarrassing noises!' but fails most of the time with that just resulting in Spamton forcefully prying his mouth open and tugging on his fangs letting them bite onto his small puppet hand, covering it in bite marks and saliva just to keep hearing 'his Angel's sweet [HEART SHAPED OBJECT] noises!?!'

-Whenever Tenna is whining about Spamton being too rough or over some stupid shit like 'You didn't say you LOVED TV! It just sounded like mildly liked it at BEST!' to him, to shut him up Spamton just groans rolling his eyes, and presses his lit cigarette against his neck and licks over the burn mark while gently biting down and sucking on the sensitive mark, which never fails to make Tenna shut up about whatever he was bitching about

-Tenna is extremely touch starved and even a minor stroke has him clawing at his desk and whining for him to 'slow the hell down!?', frankly Spamton finds this pretty annoying so out of spite for telling him what to do he speeds up his pace just a *little* bit.

-Whenever Tenna's close he whines a lot more than usual and tears up while just begging and trembling for Spamton to stop and that 'it's too much, so wrong!'

[Fluff parts!!]

-When they are done Spamton typically makes Tenna a cup of.. soap water, he can't afford coffee or at least wasn't able to before so he used to make this to 'also get that [2.99 GOOD PRICE] good coffee feeling!' so he thinks this and that are basically the same, none of the less Tenna accepts it with a smile and just gags it out later-

-For comfort, Tenna often lays his head on Spamton's lap and whines for him to play with his wires or antennas and refuses to get up until he does so, almost like an oversized puppy

-Tenna has the BIGGEST weakness for pet names that start with 'my' or 'my pretty boy' and Spamton KNOWSS this and always makes sure to say it every 2 seconds just so that Tenna's screen will glitch out and his fans will start swirling

-Spamton looks up to Tenna but a part of him feels bad for leaving, Tenna looks up to Spamton and feels guilty about not doing anything more to help him

-When Tenna saw the place Spamton was living in he GAGGED and just blurted out 'YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?!?' with Spamton just pushing up his glasses and saying smugly 'Impressed [ANGEL CAKE]?' with Tenna just shouting 'N-NO?!' well.. and THEN shouting louder once he saw one of the rat friends Spamton acquired while living in the dumpster, well... one of many at least

-Spamtan hates mirrors since he hates looking at himself and his new form, also since the last time he saw one was when he smashed it after revealing the 'phone person' left him, due to this Tenna makes sure to remove all the mirrors Spamton's height in the studio, despite how many he has because he's addicted to looking at himself (douchebag much?)

-Whenever Spamton reveals he has good news or is in a good mood he likes to kiss the tip of Tenna's nose and jsut blurt out 'I LOVE TV! YOU LITTLE [1990 SALSEMEN]!!' with a big goofy smile on his face

-Whenever Tenna is happy or has received news that his show is doing better he doesn't say much and instead picks up Spamton and twirls him around while chuckling as Spamton's pleas and yelps to 'be put down you lil [DIRTY SPONGE]!!'

Er.. sorry how long this took to come out guys, I've been really despressed.. and found out I have autism ADHD and DID.. so- you know what, the autism thing was fuckin obvious, speakin of obvious, is it OBVIOUS I have a major hard on for these sad idiots? Anyways.. kinda tempted to make a uh.. before the break up thing too?

Alright that's all, you people are perverts who sicken me TAKE THIS

 Romans 8:28 - And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.

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ShadowVanilla NSFW headcanons..cuz I uh- I sold my morals and im fuickin tired..

-Pure Vanilla always tops and Shadow Milk is the bratty bottom

-They have an awards system and when Shadow Milk doesn't complain or make stupid demands per usual he is allowed to pleasure Pure Vanilla, this is typically by giving head

-Pure Vanilla typically tugs his hair and is mostly silent with the only thing filling the silence in the air being his heavy breathing and the sound of wet choking

-Sometimes if Shadow Milk is feeling sneaky he will take it all at once without warning just to throw Pure Vanilla off guard, even though he says not to

-Pure Vanilla would be caught off guard and in response instinctively tug at his hair harder while letting out a loud whine of pain and pleasure

-Shadow Milk does this often just to push Pure Vanilla's boundaries until he finally has enough

-When Pure Vanilla has a hard day he is more gentle with him and lets him do as he pleases, when Shadow Milk has a bad day he demands Pure Vanilla's attention and to "make it fast this time!"

-Pure Vanilla loves to talk him through it by saying stuff like "You look so pretty right now, bluebird..", "You're taking me..s-so well-", and "P-please..not so fast.."

-In the beginning, Shadow Milk is giggling and teasing Pure Vanilla and in the end, he can't even speak and just flips him off and covers his face if Pure Vanilla talks or teases him

-Shadow Milk enjoys to piss him off and trash talk his friends and kingdom so that he tugs his hair and is rougher

-Shadow Milk enjoys teasing him when he is busy or doing stuff that he knows Pure Vanilla likes in public, such as touching his lower back and wrapping his arms around his neck

-Even if Shadow Milk is struggling to take him in or choking on it Pure Vanilla still forces him to look up at him to see his "pretty expressions.."

oaky I uh..skgk its uh- Good lord..you know what, HERE SINNER..

Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.

1 Thessalonians 5:16-18

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Lore accurate BillFord:

Btw very sorry I've been so offline guys I'm gonna get back to posting I swear- 💔💔

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This is canon, also IKK that the last one is, I'd be hella salty too if some neon obtuse triangle stole my situationship fine shyt 💔💔🥀

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MAC, TIMOTHY, HECTOR, AND SOPHIA HEADCANONS!! 🖥️🐈‍⬛💌💰 (NSFW warning! You get the gist, read the bible not femboys goonin' 💔💔)

Also, sorry this took so long. My house was almost set on fire, my trash can was set on fire, I almost died 3 times during my break, my amazing grandma by lwk havin issues, my laptop got fully broken, and I got the living dog shit beat out of me, then later found out I was into it. So ya know, kinda needed a short break

Mac headcanons:

-They often get jealous easily and even more so when you talk to other electronics such as phononica or Tellie, and would spam your computer with ads of hookers and e-scams alongside ads of investigating cheating partners

-They lowkey have a god-complex and are so egotistical due to them being the smartest one in the house, which makes them both attractive at times, but also exasperatingly difficult to deal with at times

-During it, they'd be more rough with you and mutter to themselves through gritted teeth about how 'those other idiot electronics can't even comprehend and complete various diagnostics and searches at light speed like I can, how stupid..'

-If you'd back down and apologize for giving the other elecronics 'so much attetion' they'd slow down and trail their free hand up and down the small of your back while looking up at you with a soft smile saying 'good!' -If you didn't back down and apologize (for NO reason honestly..) they'd curl their fingers, pushing them deeper in you while muttering in a strained voice 'oh really? Do you think those objects can even compare with my genius?! They aren't nearly as talented as I, let alone can satiate your needs like me, darling...' in that aggravating condescending voice they use whenever their ego is slightly challenged

-Whenever they get jealous they'd raise their vocie more and shove you off if you leaned in for a kiss or any kind of affection, eventually their resolve would break down if you were to mess with your mouse or click your screen a lot causing their beret of 'you BEING a cheating human steroytype who just FAWNS over anything?!' into gasps and muffled whined from them covering their mouth with their hand

-To them, you spamming your mouse or using your clicker a lot is like a vibration to them

-Just to tease them back sometimes, when they'd be berating you or pissed off, you'd roll the cursor of your mouse, never failing to make their face turn red and your computer blue screen

-If you were being a tease and denying them release or any touch, they'd break down and plead, beg, yearn for you to click the mouse, to press your hand against their firm chest, feeling their fast heart beat, to let you feel their heavy breathing against the crook of your neck

-When you'd finally touch them, your computer would glitch out and they'd cover their mouth, sinking their teeth deep into their hand out of pure animalistic desperation to not let you hear their 'stupid non-human human sounding noises?!'

-During it, their glasses would fog up, they'd shudder from just the feeling of your fingertips brushing against their unnamtuerlaly warm body, and they'd cover their upper face and softly whine 'f-fuck baby..'  whenever they're close

-After it, they'd pull you onto their lap and pepper your face with kisses, and in between kisses would tell you odd compliments like 'you're not the worst human in the world!' which means a lot considering their distaste for most others-

-They'd also spam your computer with silly lovey internet memes and cute cat photos, constantly saying, 'See, my dear partner! Doesn't the web have so much? This is so hashtag relatable! Lux tolde me to say that more often to be.. 'hashtag non-binary monarch boss'?

-Sometimes they'd ramble for hours about something they're passionate about with their eyes sparkling and their nose doing a little sprunch/ twitch to push up their glasses without having to use their hands, making them look like some kind of adorable cat

Hector:

-Hector has extremely bad social anxiety and avoids being seen by any other objects, hence he mostly stays in the vents, but this has caused him to be extremely touch-starved and sensitive to any kind of human interaction, let alone touch

-Whenever he is feeling 'hot and bothered' he'd awkwardly shuffle towards you trying to seem cool by leaning against a wall (he ended up falling right after he said 'hi'...) and go on a long rambling about 'how ya knoww people and evalution is crazy and with evalution comes arousal and with arousal comes reproduction due to evalutionary need-' until you'd finally say 'do you wanna fuck' with a deadpan look causing him to nearly jump out of his skin before rather embarrassingly loudly blurting out what can be only described as the most eager 'YES!!' you've ever heard in your life..

-In the beginning, he'd be totally against you touching him in any kind of way and would claim that 'you are a god, you deserve to be pampered and taken care of like the most delicate rose to exist! I shall not let my own foolish non-existent desires other than to please you, get in the way!'

-Due to his boundaries and lack of confidence, he prefers to pleasure you- mostly though giving you oral with him often eagerly pressing his tongue against your most sensitive while gripping onto you like a life line while mumbling to himself about 'how good you taste..' and 'how I wish I could do this every day...'

-During it he'd grip your inner thighs roughly and let you pull on his hair with it sparking a twinge of taboo excitment and thrill through him, causing him to run his tongue all over your parts, savoring every taste and eagerly spreading your thighs even more to suck and gently bite on your inner thighs with momentary pauses to lick up any coating of 'stickieness' left behind

-Your consent and wants and needs to him are his number ONE priority, but sometimes you'd get overstimulated and would try to beg him to slow down, but he'd be too distracted to hear

-Sometimes, if he didn't take care of his 'needs' earlier, he'd end up finishing just by making you finish all over his face

-Eventually, if you felt comfortable enough with you giving him pleasure, he'd make a whole list of rules and a barrage of sincere apologies from him for 'being so difficult...'

-Hector is 100% a one pump chump, and even one stroke has him crying out 'Darling please, have mercy!' If you continue, he'd immediately tear out and let out various whimpers and whines about how he 'doesn't deserve such pleasure, let alone from a person such as you!'

-Hector has deep brown eyes, and whenever he's in the submissive position, he feels a twinge of pride seeing how flustered you get seeing his puppy dog eyes looking up at you; wet with tears

-Due to him often being alone and in the dark, he'd sometimes practice how to 'please you' with the help of Sophia, of course

-He secretly has a small crush on Sophia 'due to her being so straight, confident, and forward.

-Whenever you're not at home, he secretly steals a piece of clothing from you or even an undergarment like a pair of boxers or a bra, and would press them against his groin or just inhale the scent while touching himself, mumbling your name over and over again

-Sometimes he'd turn up the temperature just so that you'd change, letting him steal whatever you were wearing before and being able to snag a tantalizing glimpse of your midriff or ankles (he has taste?? Don't judge him, he has the idea of nudity as a guy from the 1800s would have-)

(Add more details, I wanna hear about him SUCKIN that DICK

Timothy/Timmy (OHH DESCISONS DESCISONS, DO YOU WANT THE SPICY LATINA FEMBOY OR THE HELLO KITTY PAJAMA FEMBOY? I'm sorry I needa to get off TikTok-)

-Whenever you are working for long periods of time and have been giving Timothy a lack of time, let alone affection, he'd call out your name, just enough times and loud enough to make you quit your work and storm over to him

-When you'd meet him face to face, you'd find that his typical suit and almost professional get-up as Timothy was now replaced, with him now wearing his cat pjs and a shirt that read 'if it fits, I sits!' with his typically stoic half now replaced with a more needy one.

-After a long moment of you staring at him, trying to gauge his reaction and why he called for you, you'd soon enough realize the trailing of loose red yarn, covering him head to toe in a faux attempt to look 'helpless'

-As soon as he'd notice the way your cheeks turned into a color similar to the yarn he was 'trapped' in, he'd just stick an adorable pink tongue out while saying 'you like what you sheee, Master?~' with that obnoxious coy tone he always uses to get under your skin

-If you were working, typically he wouldn't mind, let alone care about your lack of attention, but if he was in heat, his demeanor would do a 180 and he'd go from ot caring to rutting and rubbing against your ankle, letting out soft whimpers for you to 'please touch Timmy...'

-If he were Timothy, he'd silently climb onto your lap and press his groin against yours, causing both of you to let out a mutual gasp of pleasure. He'd start to rub his against yours and this would contiune wit the both of you trying to keep as quiet, but failing to do so with you letting out mumbled curses and him whining and whispering into your ear sweet nothings about 'how badly he needs Master in him and to breed him until he is all dirty n full with Master..'

-During it, if you were being too slow, he'd get all bratty and start making complaints along the lines of 'unshheculded incidents have NO place on Timothy's calender!' and 'you are slower than the persistent march of time?! Make haste, human idiot!' like he calls the shots

-If you were to keep taking things slow, he'd eventually just scoff and mutter to himself 'must I do EVERYTHING around here..' before slamming it all in, causing him to let out a choked whimper

-During it he'd often bury his head and cover his mouth in a poor attempt at keeping quiet and not letting you hear his 'unprofesshional noises..' with you needing to forcibly pry his jaw open, just to hear his simply adorable noises and pleas for you to stop

-He secretly has a breeding kink due to him being part cat, and this interest of his comes out more when he is in heat and you are giving it with him, accidentally blurting out something along the lines of 'P-please don't stop! I want you to breed me, p-please Master!' or 'God, I'm gonna have kittens if you keep this up..'

-In the begining he'd talk a big game about how 'a stupid little worm like you could NEVER do something do somerthing so vulgar to Timothy!' and during it he'd have his face buried in a pillow with his back arched so low his bare chest is pressed right against the now soaked bed sheets while you'd slamw your hips against his backsdie, pushing you deeper in him with a prominent bulge in hisw lower stomach as he meows and whines for you to 'be more gentle!!!'

Sophia:

-You and she have a sugar Mommy kind of relationship, despite you two being fairly good friends, with the lines of lovers often being blurred between you. Despite this she treats your relationship more so off you as her dog and her as a goddess you must obey

-Sophia is extremely possessive and even the thought of you spending time with someone else, let alone having a romantic attraction to them is enough to make her lose her MIND

-If you're ever acting out and not listening to what she's saying, she'll cross her arms and simply stay silent, waiting for you to finish with her, finally saying, 'Ya done, hun?'

-After a long moment of silence, she'd make her way over to a seat, cross one leg over another, revealing more of her upper thigh through the slit in her dres, while patting her lap. It doesn't matter if you listen or not, either way she'd drag you onto her lap and hold you down there with her slender fingers firmly tangled in your locks as she pins you down

-If you kept struggling against her grip, she'd let out a long sigh and shoot you a warning glare while muttering to herself, 'god, you're just a lil brat, aren't you?' before she'd reach out and get her paddle and waste no time pressing cold, hard leather against your behind

-She's a major sadist, and the sight of you breaking down into sobs and going from a whiny brat to a whimpering whiny mess is always beyond satisfying to her. You're just a mouse in her own cruel game, with both of you seeking pleasure from it

-Even if you guys were in public, she'd force you to call her 'Master' or 'Mommy' just to see your cheeks flare up and turn a deep crimson shade each time you utter the pet name

-if she was busy with someone or with work, she'd give you not even the decency of a glance and just chuck money in your direction and brush you off while saying 'buy yourself something nice, honey.. I don't care, just get out of my sight'

-Her nicknames and pet-names for you are never short of erotic, and even though the pet names are said, love, sometimes lust doesn't come with love

-She has a great interest in pet play and her pet names for you reflect that, for example, she's called you 'my adorable filthy little pup..', 'a messy little puppy' or 'my disgusting little pup'- always in her typical boisterous condescending tone

-If she's feeling kind she'll let 'reward you' by letting you drink milk out of a dog bowl, if you even dare to spill any of it she never fails to wedge her heel into the side of your face with a look of sheer dissapointment on her face while saying 'I KNOW you can do better than that, can't you, darling?'

-After it/for after care, she'll wrap her arms firmly around you and press your face in her chest as she buries the tip of her nose into your hair, just breathing in the scent and silently enjoying how small and helpless you are in her arms when she interlocks them around you in this manner

-She'd pepper your face with kisses and cover it with black lipstick and would proceed to pretend to glare at you and demand to know 'who did this to you?!' while biting the inner part of her cheek not to break into giggles

-Despite her cold outer exterior, her interior is rather kind and soft at times, but other than you and Hector, she lets NO ONE  else see her like this, and if anyone catches her growing soft due to you, she'll waste no time cussing them and hissing for them to 'look the fuck away?!'

Uhh..this may be total ass cuz I juast spent over 2 hrs editing and sitin here lookin like a shrimp who's workin a 9 to 5 and has 5 kids and a messy affair while being married to his wife. If you have a issue with anything in this, well shove a crowbar up your ass vro 🔨

but like.. I'll fix it later dawg- 💔💔

ALSO! We hit 96 followers, so horray!! Take this as some kinda uh..thanks thing?? I'll do a poll, tell me whenever you freaks wantt I don't care HOW weird it is

See ya, Old Sport 🤠

@real-hot-grl-shi you're a REAL one gurl, but you scary AF ngl..

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More ShadowVanilla because I have become nothing more than a slave to the masses 💔💔

Also sorry for how buns it is art block SUX and I'm on my bled bleeding out of too many limbs than I can count, so that's just lovely