#non bitey asks

[bitey-anons-off-time]

*a clump of brackets magic gently placed a tiny anon overgrown with some kind of plant parasite into your hands with a note

[found this mortal version of myself while zoning out]

[reminded me too much of my time in the woods to do nothing]

[take care of them for me arduien]

*looking back at the tiny anon it's obvious that they've burst into tears sobbing in an unknown version of english

- quests (?) (i'll repurpose an old blog for this)

....

im going to get you to a doctor just wait one moment

*arduien gently cradled the tiny anon as they skittered to their father in law's clinic

[bitey-anons-off-time]

lol here's a letter i wrote that was not given to be by a stranger by any means whatsoever you should take it giggles

... ?

*they pull out a small knife and open the letter looking over it exactly once before asking

are you sure you wrote this ?

[bitey-anons-off-time]

[hi siffrin]

*brackets eyes dont have a speck of the usual light in them, they look like you would have if arduien hadn't been there

[hug ?]

- brackets

*siffrin careful wraps their arms around brackets

[bitey-anons-off-time]

arduien ?

could you hold them for a moment

*quests has a very disoriented brackets in their arms

- quests

*arduien held their friend brackets close to their heart

got another passenger ?

[bitey-anons-off-time]

is there anyone else that could reasonably kidnap subway ?

- quests

theres the fruitcakes that are trying to kidnap me often, still not as likely as smiley because those people dont need leverage over me, just me

theres people 'smiley' employes, or their father i guess

and then theres my prince or my mother in law, of the two my mother in law is the most eager and least likely to tell me

theres also the change he would just fall into the fey realm while hes distracted

*arduien puts their head in their hands

[bitey-anons-off-time]

are you angry at subway by any chance ?

- quests

of course

he hasn't shown up in months

he might be dead, smiley might have kidnapped him

and if either of those happened i cant sip his blood or bite him 3:<

[bitey-anons-off-time]

have apple :)

*you were handed a totally not poisoned apple*

*they paused looked at the apple gave it a good snif and said

you put both cyanide and arsenic in this

*before slightly turning and yelling to ( @quests-and-co-ic ) brackets

HEY SOME PRICK JUST GAVE ME AN APPLE SATURATED WITH CYANIDE AND ARSENIC DO YOU WANT IT

[bitey-anons-off-time]

*hands you the enchanted silver bracelets of protection and a sushi grade cut of salmon*

a mage in indigo robes said to give this to you

and the fish is a little bonus from me it should be fine to eat raw

- the currator

oh

thank you !

*they accept the bracelets and the salmon

what cut is it ?