#non milo posts

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me:[enters call]

dusty:hey can you describe billy peace to our friend ro

me:OH DEAR FUCKING GOD

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you know what im posting this here too look at my horror drabble about a priest whose religion is based off of committing to the but

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i can’t believe i got xephs name wrong im a FOOL

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i am grabbing and shaking noah kahans record label by the way release the song already fucker-

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the benefits of being bad at art is getting to make meme drawings like a friends oc becoming catholic

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(for better understanding of this read els alolan adventures. or just read them anyway theyre fun)

“hey you have an aegislash, do you got any idea why dusk hates me?”

“[well. i dont know el or dusk well. so it’s probably something between you guys that i don’t know about. especially because Caliburn seems fine around you.]”

“yeah probably. he just seemed to hate me immediately though i dont know what i could’ve done to make him hate me.”

“hm…[you know. according to legend aegislash. can detect the innate qualities of leadership. if it recognizes it in someone they’re destined to be king. maybe it can detect the opposite as well.]”

“what’re you getting at?”

“[I’m just saying maybe theres a reason your kingdom fell. but hey thats just legend after all. and besides, like i said caliburn is calm around you. though shes also remarkably calm in general including in battle so I’m not sure if that really means anything.]”

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me:[listening to arg videos while building]

narrator:how to dress for a funeral. theres no date just the name milo

me;[physically jumps as i feel the fear of god in my chest] WHAT

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love a knight that stares at you with cold eyes that pierce straight into your soul and will attack you if you don’t leave him alone