Translator’s notes: In the Japanese you can tell who is talking since Chili has her “desuwa”, Pepper has the occasional “uhoho”, and Non is just... normal. I think this one is a bit easier to distinguish than some of the others, but I still added in a few lines at the beginning. I have been wondering if the “△□◯◯□△△ｃんｊｄっｓ” part in the original is a typo, or if Pepper was supposed to have two very similar lines about her lunch, but it’s been 24 hours and the story’s not been updated so I guess it’s the way it is haha.
Chapter 11: Non Sugar’s Little Big Adventure
Three girls and one bunny were on their way to their much beloved “Pretty Prism Paradise” (the country of song, dance, and fashion) with a specific goal in mind.
Puniverse Log Day X, Year Z
This is Non Manaka. A lot of stuff happened and everyone went their own individual ways, but now we’re together as Non Sugar. Except, we’re still as “individual” as ever.
“Uhoho!!! I’m sick and tired of all this sittin’ around! I wanna walk! I wanna run! I wanna hunt!!” wailed Pepper.
“Argh! Pepper! Calm down! This PriMachine is barely big enough for all of us! Judging by the glow of the Rosette Pact we’re almost there, so just hang on a little longer!” Non shouted back.
“We’re gonna be there soon-ucha. My fur is already standing on end with the terrible premonition that Kuma and big bro are up ahead-ucha!” said Usacha.
“But Pepper is right. It feels like we’ve been staring at the same scenery for an eternity! I’m so bored,” whined Chili.
“Chili! Let’s play! Let’s play! Sapanna rock, paper, scissors, ROAR!!”
“D-Did you say ROAR!? What does that even mean!? But anyway, I threw paper and you threw rock. So in other words... I’m the winner!”
“In the Sapanna if you do ROAR you’ll never lose. Roar means ‘lion’! The king of beasts!! He won’t lose to your flimsy ol’ paper!”
“Hey, you two. I’m trying to concentrate on driving over here so pipe down already! I already told you guys as long as we’re out here crossing the Palaxy I can’t take my hands off the wheel!”
“That’s right-ucha! Non is doing her best for everyone since we can’t exactly trust you two behind the wheel-ucha! You should be thankful-ucha!”
“ROAR! I’m the king of beasts! I conquer all!! You’re no match for me either, Usacha!”
“Silence, Pepper! I can too defeat a lion. I’d bet the Tsukikawa family name on it! You will bow to this paper, lion! Now--”
“Chili, no!”
“Capiche before me!!!”
“Ahhh!”
“Argh! Chili! There isn’t enough room in here for everyone to bow down to you! Oh no, the wheel--”
“Uhoho! Chomp!”
“Pepper you did it! You were sure quick to grab the wheel just in time-ucha! Safe-ucha!”
“Ahem. Please do accept my apology. Except it was really all Pepper’s fault! But still, to think even you’d have the quick thinking to bite down on the wheel like that. I suppose I can admit you have matured a little... Wait, Pepper!! What are you DOING!?!?”
“Grr, grr. This circle-y meat is all tough! I can’t chew through it!”
Snap! The sound of the wheel breaking in two echoed throughout the Palaxy.
“Hey... Pepper... what are you...”
*chew, chew* “...Hmm, what tough round-y beef jerky. It’s no good at all!!”
“This is no good indeed... But I’m not referring to your lunch-ucha!!”
“AAAAARGH! PEPPER!!”
Thanks to Pepper’s appetite the Non Sugar PriMachine was now spinning out of control across the Palaxy. The three girls and one bunny’s heads were spinning as well as they fell down to a nearby star.
With a loud “THUMP!” the girls crash-landed on the desert planet.
*cough* *cough* “What NOW!?”
“@%&”#$ Uhooo spinny-spinny licky-stick...”
“Argh! My coord is all covered in sand!! EEEK! Chili-shan-chili-shan-chili-shan-shan!!”
“Huh? Where’s Usacha!? Usacha... USACHA!?”
“I’m right here-ucha. Where are all of you-ucha?”
As the three girls stood up and looked around in confusion, they noticed a flattened Usacha was stuck on Non’s shorts.
“O-O-O... Oh NO!”
“Usacha is all flat like a rice cracker! Now she looks much easier to eat!”
“Wha!? What should we do!?”
“Ahhh!! I’m stuck-ucha... Is it because of this planet’s gravity-ucha!?”
“Non! Usacha! That’s so, so idol-y! It’s so cute! Uhoho!”
“Indeed... it is cute.”
Just then, they began to hear some familiar singing voices coming from over the sandy mountains.
“That’s... my big sis and the others!?!”
“Huh!? *sniff, sniff* I can smell everyone! Uhoho!”
“It looks like we followed them here!”
“Well I guess such coincidences can happen-ucha... I’ll join you on stage like this-ucha!”
“Usacha! That’s a great idea! Let’s use these coords to take them on!”
The three girls and one bunny couldn’t hide their excitement as they looked to one other.
“Everyone!! Are you ready!? We’re going up against kami idols and god idols!”
“But they’re still no match for us!”
“We’ve practiced and performed so much! Our next performance will be the best! The best one yet!”
“We can finally get our revenge-ucha! Alright, let’s go everyone-ucha!!”
“NON SUGAR IS... NON-SWEET!” everyone cheered.
It was on that desert planet that the three girls and one bunny became one with one another. Using their new coords and their new song “Spicy♪Hot*Cake!!!” they reached for new heights by aiming for SoLaMiDressing from across the mountain.
These girls would stop at nothing in order to perform the happiest performance possible. There was no turning back for Non Sugar!
