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[thispunwalksintoabar]

Goldilocks walks into a bar.

The bartender serves her a beer. "Oh my," says Goldilocks, chugging every last drop. "This beer is too cold."

So, the bartender brings her another beer.

Goldilocks downs the new beer and then remarks, "This isn't any better. It's just too hot!"

The bartender brings out a third beer, but he charges Goldilocks double for being so difficult. Goldilocks doesn't tip.