#non-shitpost

[yourfaveisinfamilyguy]

Poll! (Please vote)

Hello everyone! I'm glad you enjoy all the edits I make, I find it really freakin' sweet. For April Fools Day I decided to branch out from Quahog into Langley and Springfield and wherever Bob's Burgers takes place, but I was wondering if you'd like to see more of the non-Family Guy edits occasionally? Of course the main focus of the blog will still be Family Guy, but I wouldn't be opposed to throwing an occasional Simpsons or American Dad edit into the mix.

Would you like to see some edits other than Family Guy?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 9, 2024

If yes wins, then you'll start seeing occasional edits of characters into other shows.

If no wins, then you'll see Family Guy edits 363 days out of the year barring April Fools Day and the Fourth of July (click this link if you need an explanation on the Fourth of July)

[cipherdoesshit]

i have so many opinions that I wanna have a very constructive conversation about but these opinions are those that would immediately fry someone's brain and the only thing they could do is doxx me.

and i don't wanna post them here because this is kind of a sacred no-opinion space for me, plus I'm avoiding twitter the same way superstitious people avoid black cats

[soullessbullshit]

So... I may or may not be working on a few prologues for each of the SBverse Vestiges covering the day or two leading up to Soul Shriven in Coldharbour.

Have an excerpt from Khoshekh’s. As a treat.

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A faint ringing is heard as the view from behind Khoshekh's closed eyes faintly opens to a blurred view of Mannimarco's ritual chamber. The blurred view faintly shuts to black for a moment before blinking open again and slowly adjusting to the scene around them. The view then shifts to their forearms as they try to move their limbs, the shackles around them clattering and holding firm. The view shifts again to just above Khoshekh, showing them lying clasped to the table, looking over at the shackles binding all four of their limbs as Worm Cultists surround the table.

Khoshekh: …This… fucking day…

Worm Cultists, simultaneously: Language.

Khoshekh: Really? Y'all are fine kidnapping people in alleys, but you draw the line at the fuck word? The Oblivion kinda moral compass is that?

Cultist Caster: Our morals?! You came out of nowhere, killed Gudbrand, and did permanent damage to my hand!

Khoshekh: …Cause you were kidnapping someone in a fucking alley!

Worm Cultists, simultaneously: LANGUAGE!!

Khoshekh: KIDNAPPING!!

[battleforshitpostisland]

mod two lives in a cryogenically frozen stasis and only emerges once every few years to eat raw shrimp out of the freezer before going back to sleep.

[lektricfergus]

so this happened

I was getting pizza in a little store by my house and this 3 or 4 year old kid walked up to me and asked, “Are you a boy or a girl?”

I answered, after a moment’s hesitation, “I’m neither.” 

The kid smiled and said, “Ok! That’s cool!” 

and I felt really heckin validated

yeet

[pepper-poppers]

You're scared of fire?

ill help you face you fears.

[tonybaloney69420]

had an amazing tf2 experience

I said this on discord but I'm postin' it here cause I'm on a high

best of 3 capturing points game

1-1

self capped the last point cause red were too focused on killing the others

and I wasn't even spy

I was pyro

I can officially die happy