hi i guess

[bippus]

Fuckkkkkk

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[crackmilfsnearyou]

had to post this thing i made while talking to @ryoki-ph

no i will not give context to this

[hotvampireadjacent]

[extrathicccarlwheezer]

the gif is even funnier

[encyclopedia-clitannica]

who needs some penis when i have my genius: My manifesto

[tonybaloney69420]

the cummunist manifestho

[valencians]

"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks

[kn0wmore]

Honestly i love when rockets explode

[kn0wmore]

this is me every few months

[verdetempera]

i love sid’s needle teeth 1995-cgi dog 

[verdetempera]

hell yeah

[feralratbitesu]

me desperately clinging to my favorite stuffed animal while my parents argue loudly in their room: itsprobably my fault

my cat speaking telepathically: thats not true! your parents hated each other long before you were born this was inevitable

me: oh...

the spectre that hanuts my livingroom:

[translatingpostsintolithuanian]

aš beviltiškai įsikibus į savo mėgstamiausią plušinį žaislą kol mano tėvai kitam kambary visa gerkle riejasi: taitikriausiai mano kaltė

telepatiškai šnekanti mano katė: netiesa! tavo tėvai negalėjo vienas kito pakęsti dar ilgai prieš tau gimstant šitai buvo neišvengiama

aš: a...

šmėkla besivaideananti mano salione:

[frontmansdefender]

[frontmansdefender]

[gnomer4]

enrichment

[bonerfart]

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

[tonybaloney69420]

chat should i actually continue writing that damn yaoi or should i do nothing ever

[tonybaloney69420]

sneak peek

[tonybaloney69420]

Wrote some paragraphs and dialogue and shit, gonna continue tomorrow cause rn I'm having a pretzel and going to bed

[badassdemonsword]

oink oink oink 🐖

Get outta here you little varmit