#nonbb

[scottiesaltine]

i want to go to the grocery store but it’s late and i know the self-checkout will be closed and i don’t want the cashiers to judge the junk i plan on buying like they always do 

[scottiesaltine]

a guy just gave me a side hug and told me i was about the cutest thing he has seen all day at the grocery store old men think they can be bold bc they’re old

[scottiesaltine]

ooof just discovered a picture of myself in middle school when i made the bad decision to dye parts of my hair blue i really thought that i did something 

[scottiesaltine]

Since everyone is nervous here’s my dog carrying my slipper her mouth to take the edge off

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

Penny for your thought ((LETS GO))

I want to distrust him on principle but I cannot deny I really empathize a fair bit with the whole workaholic in a bureaucratic nightmare scenario.  Also the first Noir who hasn’t gone to death threats in under two sentences which is a record in and of itself.  That said…he did send me images from that Emoji movie from Earth which I somewhat want to chalk up as a type of death threat. I certainly felt like a part of me has died.  Which may have been his plan all along. Which…well played if so.  Very clever.

[dilldaydreamer-blog]

ultraviolentdiamonds

replied to your

post

:

Are you armed rn?

Well, I would hope that you have arms.

I was admittedly -this- close to making some sort of “mostly armless” pun but considering the time I’ve been having I would not put it past them to actually take my arms if I provoke them. :|

[beatconductor-blog]

so this fucker built a nest in my place

[beatconductor-blog]

@asomatousaria replied to your post: “what”:

its too early for this

five coffees later and i still feel that