#nonelvis

[jod13whittaker]

@nonelvis replied:

jealous on all counts (not a single Krispy Kreme location in MA – Dunkin' handed them their ass)

that Krispy Kreme is a sign of Delaware supremacy (it’s the only thing DE is supreme in), the vax card is good for daily donuts through the end of the year too

@reallyginnyf replied:

Damn it, I’m not eligible until April 9 and my nearest Krispy Kreme is 40 minutes away, why is life so cruel

40 minutes is way too long for a Krispy Kreme, but at least April 9 is around the corner--the time between when I was eligible & when i’m going in was about a week and a half, so hopefully it’s quick-ish for you as well

[whifferdills]

nonelvis replied to your photo “vibe check”

oh my god i want context for this

it’s either some april-induced deja vu or this has happened before. this is around the corner from the house with the face so i feel like the context is just “artists amirite” but sometimes the mystery is worth preserving

[pearwaldorf]

nonelvis replied to your post “It’s my birthday today. Unless you have silly gifs or bad fanart of...”

Happy birthday to you! ��

syzara replied to your post “It’s my birthday today. Unless you have silly gifs or bad fanart of...”

Happy birthday! :)

singedsun replied to your post “It’s my birthday today. Unless you have silly gifs or bad fanart of...”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

cacchieressa replied to your post “It’s my birthday today. Unless you have silly gifs or bad fanart of...”

happy birthday! <3

tarysande replied to your post “It’s my birthday today. Unless you have silly gifs or bad fanart of...”

Happy happy happy birthday!!!

Yay thank you frenz! I love you all <3

[jod13whittaker]

@nonelvis I would say switch out the bourbon for scotch, but otherwise correct

[jod13whittaker]

nonelvis replied to your photo “typing this up on my Washington Nationals Hotdog Keyboard right now”

what the what what

You know, a hot dog keyboard. perfectly normal, perfectly tasteful

[jod13whittaker]

nonelvis replied to your post “Honestly can't believe I saw Eccleston, Mackie & Cole at Gallifrey One...”

unpossible, that took place approximately three hundred years ago

this year has been the longest millennium tbh

[jod13whittaker]

nonelvis replied to your post “Found yeast at the store today”

this happened to me about a month ago and I nearly cried

I wasn’t even looking for it. I’d given up. I bought two packs

[jod13whittaker]

nonelvis I'm a DC native no longer living there, and...

My mother, who’s still living in the same town you and I grew up in, is beside herself with anger. And far away as I am from DC right now, if I could nuke him with the power of my mind, I’d do it.

It’s horrifying & honestly I know it’ll play extremely well with his base. Conservatives have been shitting on cities for 50 years as code for shitting on Black people, immigrants, other POC, queer people, working class people etc, and shitting on DC in particular--his base, as well as people who aren’t paying attention, will absolutely believe his words about needing violent military presence in Democratic-voting cities and be fine with it.