#nonny rambles

[nonnywritesfic]

trwater is trying SO hard to ask trbad in a family friendly way if he and trfoolish fucked, im wheezing HELP-

[heynonnyhey]

Might write a fic based on Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi. Might have some Steddie potential idk.

Haven't written fic in about 20 years and last time I did was for Harry Potter so uh. I'm a bit rusty 😅

[nonnywritesfic]

thinking about !bbh, doomed to never have enough time with his babies. jr raised in solitude to keep them safe from the red egg and all the other dangers of the smp. his eggs, too fragile, constantly being hunted, so wonderful and yet so fleeting.

and if he’s had biological children… there are stories of half-mortal, half-angel monstrosities. nephilim. vicious giants, who were eventually slain by angels. did he fear for his babies when they never showed him love, only inheriting his eternal, boundless hunger? when they attacked their mortal parent, along with everyone else? did he cry as he watched them die to his old comrades? and if he went to !foolish next, hoping that their offspring would be less disastrous, would he look upon his sweet, perfect baby with joy, only to realize in short years that the child ages like a human— that a child born of life and death will experience both— and is therefore horribly, inescapably mortal?

[nonnywritesfic]

broke: bad genuinely wasn’t talking about pangi’s dick when he said it was “bigger than he expected”

woke: he was talking about pangi’s dick and the (canonical) three inches was bigger than he expected… maybe he was shaming pangi, or just genuinely thought pangi’s dick was even smaller than that

bespoke: pangi is trans and his t-dick is massive by t-dick standards (3 inches is considered the very upper end of what’s possible for a t-dick). bad knew pangi is trans but wasn’t expecting his t-dick to be that big.

[nonnywritesfic]

tr!pangi canonically has a fat ass, hell yeah

[nonnywritesfic]

chat i want to write gay smutfics for the realm but I don’t have any really good ideas, offer a poor soul some suggestions pleaseeee i beg

[nonnywritesfic]

i heard you wanted more nsfw asks... and youre a fan of xenobiology...

do you have any favorite xeno headcanons?

OK SO this took WAYYYYY longer than I wanted it to because I accidentally closed tumblr without saving while i was writing it AAAAAAAAAA 😭

BUT

here it is, rewritten, my qsmpnsfw headcanons (longggggg post ahead lololol)

Ok so obviously i’m gonna start with bbh because i main him and i like to slut-truth him. I LOVE the headcanon where he has both pussy and dick. Absolutely so 🫠👌i imagine he has a cloaca (sorta like a bird ig?) and a dick that unsheathes from that area when he’s aroused. I think the demons don’t have biological sexes the same way humans do (they all have the same set of genitals), they also aren’t really mammals— i so love imagining that bad and other demons as an extension, lay eggs. I also don’t give them nipples or boobs usually (sorry bbh big tiddy truthers)

Branching off from that though, i hc mousey as a hellborn incubus that is able to manipulate her appearance to some degree, for ✨seduction purposes✨, she usually just uses it to give herself the biggest honkers possible because she likes the way they look in the dresses she likes to wear lol

Other (not demon but still xenobiological) headcanons:

-Baghera is transfem and you BET she has a massive corkscrew duck cock. She deserves it. It also sheathes (somehow) and she looks almost flat down there unless she whips it out

-Etoiles is a (cucumber) plant guy so I hc he has something similar to a flower, since that’s how a lot of plants reproduce. It’s probably bright colored too (pink or yellow would look nice), and maybe has a velvety texture like rose petals, or waxy like lilies— maybe it even has bendy, sensitive cilia like a venus flytrap. Either way it would be pretty shallow (not like a vagina), i think if two of etoiles’ species went at it theyd just kinda rub their flower things together, and maybe even both of them could end up producing seeds from the same sexual encounter, which is pretty cool imo

-Yeah, Foolish has two. Pretty basic, widespread headcanon across nsfwqsmpblr, almost everyone uses it at this point. But it’s still good so it goes here.

-slightly less common— Roier also has two. Spiders have two dicks(?) (theyre not really dicks, more like pseudo phalluses or something idk) but i give him two dicks anyway. Sometimes i spice it up by making them ribbed or even just fun colors like the spiders who use interesting coloration to attract mates. He’s not nearly as hung as Foolish though, so despite them both dual wielding, Foolish still has much more cock to offer.

-Slime and Antoine both have whatever they want. Perks of having a highly malleable/non-euclidean body. Slime usually prefers walking around with a pussy, it sits much nicer under his clothes, and it’s easier when he and Mariana want a quickie and don’t feel like doing much prep for either one of them. Antoine usually doesn’t keep anything outside of sex. He doesn’t feel like he needs to.

And that’s most of my xenobiology headcanons for qsmp! At least the nsft ones. All the other qsmp members, i treat as human, or as something that just doesn’t have those parts super unlike a human’s. I hope this provides some ideas to others in the fandom as well ;)

[nonnywritesfic]

Wanted to rb your post for ur love bites fic but it seems you never made a post here for it 💔

so it seems that is true 🫣 i don’t remember exactly when i wrote that, if i was making posts for my fics that early on? i’m glad you wanted to rb tho 🥺

for anyone curious, this is the fic anon is talking about (be careful, it is E rated!)

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