#nonononope

[yocalio]

Sunday will be like:

"Callie has marked herself safe from Game of Thrones season 8 episode 6"

[bnhahaha]

if his legs are motors, where is the fueltank? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

glucose??????

i know what you’re asking but I’m not going to say it

[ohdamncalum-blog]

You know it's bad when you can hear a band member pronounce your name while they've never said it

[littlenim]

*got a match on tinder from a girl from my school while I was asleep*

why did I ever do that I’m scared oh no what the fuckkk and I can’t just ignore it because she’s in my major lmao I’d probably end up stuck in an elevator with her if I did

[fuckindiva]

The Godfather (1972)

[gapory]

oh? bowing to me?

nO THAT WASN’T HOW I MEANT TO USE THE ICONN

[click-for-cat]

I HAD A NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT THAT I GOT AN E ON AN ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT WHAT IS HAPPENING 

[addictedtoweatherly]

Stumbled through the long goodbye,

One last kiss, then catch your flight,

Right when I was just about to fall

(x)