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Assassin Bugs

“Reduviidae are insects that lives up to it’s name. When it want some bug dead, it will make sure no one will ever know.

The Reduv can make it look like an accident. If it cant make it descreet, it will become a noisy villain in order to take down another villainous insect or arachnid. They can be perceived as slightly unusual, but they are very common among the Hemiptera. BUT the most dangerous ones are the Triatoma  sect. The Triatoma are blood suckers and they are accordingly far less welcome to humans. Triatoma are giant killers. They can take down humans. Mosquitoes and bed bugs are nothing compare to the Triatoma. If You pissed off the Assassin bugs such as burning down their forest, you better hope your bed is clean. Thats where the Reduv would be hiding at night. So please. Dont harm the environment. Or Mother nature WILL send you these bugs to your house. At night.” We hope you enjoy this random nonsense tag. Good night sleep tight. Don’t let the assassin bugs bite.

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Glarf Flagarble and Susatron

  [From: "Tony Susan" ]

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Hello,

     Just viewed your listing and will like to purchase it .please what

is the condition and more detail of it.

      Thank you so much.

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[Me]

This is where I suggested they have forced sexual relations with themselves..

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[From: "Tony Susan" ]

Thanks for the swift reply..I really love it's details and i want you to get

back to me with more picture and what is the present condition of it.  I

am ok with the price but  i can only make the payment via paypal..Since i

was  screwed before and am not around for now that is why i told you

that i can only make the payment via paypal for now i am buying this for

my dad in London as a gift.and i want honest in this and straight forward

deal . as am requesting this transaction should be done via PayPal so as

to protect both buyer and  seller.you can easily set up a paypal account on

www.paypal.com and send me the email address you used to register so i

can pay you right away.I am busy at work and do not have much time

around me, but no worries as i am willing to handle the picked of this

merchandise through my legitimate mover agent cause i will like it to be

picked at your residence location,Make sure you get back to me

immediately, So no Shipping

  Regards

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  [Me]

  Hello Susan,

  Ok, I would like to sell you these goods at the agreed upon price using the agreed upon paypal payment pay services for paying.

  You can send the funds to my verified paypal e-mail address at the following e-mail address which is valid for paypal you can use the following paypal address for paypal: [email protected]

  Please kindly let me know where I need to ship the items. There will be a $200 US shipping fee for these items as these items are heavy and expensive to ship because of their weight and heaviness especially in the mass and weight department which impacts the shipping because of the weight. They are heavy and these are the rare models that come with extra gravity making them even more expensive to ship.

  Kindly also will need another $150 for insurance to ensure the insured items are assured to arrive with insurances that ensures the insured items are in good condition.

  If shipping to London, kindly include another $500 US for tariffs, levy's, inport fees, export fees, international shipping charges, tea taxes, dental plan, crumpet insurance, sticky wicket protection and extra squeegees, just to be safe.  

  Thanks,

Glarf

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[From: "Tony Susan" ]

  Thanks for your mail i really need your help. Please do me this big

favor as i was just about to pay when i had this problem with the pick

up agent, my pick up agent says i will need to pay for the pick up

before they can arrange a pick up time, they charged me $1,200 for

pick up and delivery,i will add 1,350 to the money i will send through

paypal as soon as i have made the payments,i will email you and let

you know and please i will need you to help me send the money to my

pick up through western union money transfer,this can be done from any

post office ,there is always western union money transfer section in

most post offices(you can do it online as well

at(www.westernunion.com),i would have done it myself but as i didn't

bring my credit card aboard,i am a little incapacitated.....I will

appreciate your help here. Thanks and nice doing business with you

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  [Me]

  Hi Susatron,

  Wow that sounds like a very unfortunate situation. I am glad to assist with this as the transaction needs to occur in order for me to obtain the moneys I require from sale of this item.

  Please advise though I may need to use Eastern Union as I live on the East side of town. Can we use Eastern Union? That will save me a considerable time taking my buggy cross town. I prefer Eastern Union.

  One time when I was on the west side of town, I attempted to get a cupcake from a local market. Do you like cupcakes? I like cupcakes. Upon entering the market and asking the shoppe keep for a cupcake I was denied and instructed to go back to the east side of town where "people like me can eat cupcakes". It was very rude and hurt my feelings. I pleaded with the inn keeper as I was very hungry and required cupcakes in short order, but he would not comply with my requests. So I left and got a cupcake on the east side of town. It was chocolate and it had pink sprinkles. It was a little bit stale but still pretty good.

  So as you can understand I do not like the west side of town and prefer the east side of town. If we can make this transaction on East side I will happily process payment so we can move forward with the primary transaction.

  With honor and respect,

Glarf

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[From: "Tony Susan" ]

  Ok, Once i send the money to your paypal account i will let you know

so that you can have the rest of the money send to the shipping agent

information asap.

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[Me]

ok once you send it let me know and I will send the money. I am not at my computer and can not verify the paypal so I will just have to trust you.

  I am looking forward to this business transaction that will benefit us mutually as a beneficial business transaction of mutual cooperative agreement.

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[From: "Tony Susan" ]

  Hey what is the mean of this the email account you gave me is incorect

email account why ?

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  [Me]

  Beloved Susan,

  what address did you use? it works its a verified paypal account verified by paypal to be fully verified against a verified bank account.

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[From: "Tony Susan" ]

  This is paypal email account you gave me [email protected] and is

not going he just rebanced  babck can you resend it to me so that the

payment can be able to send in to your account asap

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  [Me]

  Dearest Suzy,

  i do not understand why my verified paypal account is not verifying for you it is verified and I have verified the address you are using matches the verified address on behalf of my account.

  Please try to use my business mates address his name is Apu Samir Undees his verified paypal address is [email protected].

  Love,

Glarf

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[From: "Tony Susan" ]

  Ok i will do that now and gt back to you as soon as i send it to you

immediately.

  Thank you so much

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  Unfortunately, no more replies... Fun while it lasted..