Glarf Flagarble

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Glarf and Nathan Allen

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hello

Very interested in the truck. I'd like to pick it up, I have cash in hand..

Let me know asap

Thanks

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Nathan Allen]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hello,

Thanks for replying to my ad. I'm in a hurry to find a buyer because I have a family emergency and I need to sell the truck asap. It has no damage, no scratches or dents, no hidden defects. It is in immaculate condition, meticulously maintained and hasn't been involved in any accident...I do have the title, clear, under my name. Non-smoker. It is rust free, salt free and has a clean undercarriage (see pics).

This 1989 Toyota Pickup Extended Cab 4x4 with 74,439 miles, Automatic, Air Conditioning, Tilt Steering Wheel, Power Steering, Power Locks, Safety Features, Anti-Lock Brakes, 4x4, Audio AM/FM, VIN# JT4RN13P4K0008466, Engine 2.4L 4 Cylinder, 22RE

Pics: https://picasaweb.google.com/113148483259991396262/89ToyotaPickup?authkey=Gv1sRgCPPwqLruivWd6QE

It is still available for sale if interested, my last price is $2200, including delivery to your home address.

So if you decide to buy this truck or need further information please get back to me as soon as possible. I have many interested people on the truck you can provide me your full name, delivery address and phone# so I can reserve the truck for you !

*NOTE* I am not available for trades, monthly payments or financing!

I look forward hearing from you,

Nathan Allen

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hello, 

I would like to purchase. How do I make arrangements to pick up the pick up? I need to pick it up soon because I have many pieces of cargo to pick up and put in the bed oif the pick up. That will be much easier than using my donkey. 

Please advise how we can make transaction fast for fast transaction is needed due to the urgency of the fastness that I need to pick up items fastly. 

With love,

Glarf

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Nathan Allen]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hi again,

Sorry for not providing my phone# I usually do business by talking directly to the other party but since I am in the middle of a special exercise with my squadron we are not allowed to use outside communication, though you can text me at:  [phone] and I will get back to you ASAP! The reason I'm selling this vehicle way below market value, is because I would like to help ease the burden of my sisters medical expenses, which she has acquired due to a serious illness. The truck is with me in Hawaii at Hickam Air Force Base where I am currently deployed.

The shipping will take 2 to 3 days and it’s not a problem because I will have the vehicle shipped by an Air Force cargo plane so there won't be any additional shipping costs. Also I will arrange for a truck to transport the vehicle to your home address. You will receive it along with all the documents including title, bill of sale, 2 set of keys, full service records and more. Because it is a large transaction, we will complete the deal only using an authorized third part like eBay because I already prearranged the whole process with them. The vehicle is sealed and ready for delivery. The payment will be sent first to an eBay attorney and will be kept safe until the buyer receives and inspects the vehicle. Please take into consideration that I will get paid only after you receive the vehicle and make sure everything is as agreed. You will have 5 days to test the vehicle and if you are not satisfied you can reject it and I will take it back.

I need your full name and delivery address in order to have the deal started. They will let you know what you have to do for the payment. Like this you'll be able to talk directly with them and ask all you want to know.

I will appreciate an answer as soon as possible.

Regards,

Nathan Allen

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

What is the matter with your sister? Is she going to be OK? now I am worried and scared but mostly worried. 

Also I want to use my eBay attorney that I have used for many years. He is fully verified by ebays attorney program to be a verified attorney to ebay in any ebay transactions that he is verified on ebay for transactions. His name is Saul Goodman and he is good, man. 

name and address is below in the name and address section

Name and Address Section: 

Glarf Flagarble 

420 Stinkfinger Court

Toad Suck, Ar 72107 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Nathan Allen]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Ok.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Great please advise of next steps to proceed with transaction. I am in need of vehicle quickly, the smell is almost too much to handle. 

Do you know what I am saying? 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Nathan Allen]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

The deal it's very simple, you follow the ebay steps, truck is shipped, you test it for 5 days and decide to keep and they will pay me, otherwise they will issue a full refund and I will the my truck back for free.

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Ok this deal is OK with me that we can move forward with us making this deal. 

Just a few questions on the truck. How big is the cargo area and how much weight can it handle? For example, if I had 4 large dead animals, let's say they are deer, that are about 5'6", weigh about 115 lbs, have blonde hair and were obviously asking for it with that outfit, would that all fit in the back of the truck? 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Nathan Allen]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Well I think you can use it for hunting, I never used it for work or other stuff. You will figure out this thing once you'll have the truck in your possession for the testing period.

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Dear Alien,

Yes.. Hunting.. That's it. 

If I test the truck and find it doesn't fit 4 "deer", I will wash off the blood and hair and return the truck. 

Also another inquiry, does this truck interior of this truck that's on the inside of the interior does it have the finger print resistance? 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Nathan Allen]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Yes it has finger print resistance.

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Is the cab sound proof? For example if I had a "deer" inside the truck and I had it's mouth duct taped closed but it was still screaming, would you be able to hear it from 15 feet away? 

[Side Note: I guess that one did it, no more replies.. Sad face]

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Glarf and "Ryan Peters"

On this one I was a bit more active. I actually sought out a bogus for-sale ad and Glarf'd them. 

This is "Ryan", I think he looks a bit like The Most Interesting Man In The World. He is pretty interesting, but probably not the most interesting. 

Here's his G+ profile too:

https://plus.google.com/100556329852241503007/

He looks oddly similar to this guy:

http://alejandromunoze.blogspot.com/

Anyway, on to the troll.. 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hello,

Very interested in the Tacoma..

Can I come take a look? 

Thanks

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=["Ryan Peters"]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hi, the truck is still available for sale. the price for the truck is

$6,000 destination charges are included in the final price, which

means that the shipping is included. As you've probably already seen

on my Craigslist ad, I decided to lower the price, to avoid wasting

time with negotiations and find a buyer as soon as possible.The truck

is located in Traverse City, MI

I am the first owner, 2006 TOYOTA TACOMA TRD Sport, 6CYL engine, SPORT

UTILITY 4-DR, Automatic Transmission. the truck has only 97,810 miles.

in great shape, no engine problems, oil changed properly. The truck

has always been stored inside, non-smoking vehicle.

I have a clear title for it. Here you have the pics:

http://s1297.beta.photobucket.com/user/RyanP41/media/13_zps94ee96ea.jpg.html

Here you have the vin#: 5temu52n86z158557.

Anyway, I want to tell you that I am currently on a trip for

UNICEF,that's why I chose to sell my truck over the internet and

suggested using ebay for completing this deal. I've already included

the truck into eBay Vehicle Purchase Protection, so I will sell ONLY

through this. If you want to buy the truck, I can give you a detailed

description of the ebay vehicle purchase protection.

Thanks, Ryan

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hello.

I buy truck. I like buy truck please fast now. 

Have many items to truck and need truck fast for now moving of items now

Please how to purchase truck fast? 

Deepest Love,

Glarf

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=["Ryan Peters"]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hi, I am currently on a trip for UNICEF until April and it's nobody

home to show you the truck, that's why I'm using ebay for completing

this deal. ebay will take care of everything on my behalf. they will

handle the money and will ship the truck to you. the truck is located

in Traverse City, MI, shipping to any US address is included in the

sale price $6,000.

Here is a detailed description of the ebay vehicle purchase

protection. eBay will act like a third party and will hold the payment

into their safe account until the truck will be delivered and

inspected by you, at the delivery address.

Once the money was paid, eBay will confirm me and I will ship the

truck to you. The truck will be delivered to your address by DAS

service in max 48 hours. You will have 7 days for the truck inspection

and the possibility to accept or reject the truck. If you accept the

truck, you authorize ebay to release the funds to me, if you reject

the truck; ebay will refund you in full and will ship the truck back

to me by my expenses. The truck will be delivered with title, owner's

manual, service records, and of course the bill of sale.

If you wish to proceed with the purchase, provide me your full name

and your full shipping address to initiate the deal through ebay right

away. As soon as I register our deal through ebay they will contact

you with all the info you need about the payment and the safety of

this transaction.

Thanks, Ryan

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hi 

I buy truck. I buy truck fast now. Deal is good. Deal good for me. Deal good for you? If so we must then move forward on to getting to the point of proceeding with moving forward. 

Hello can I please has additionalality of pictographs for detailed inspection? 

Hello I am OK with ebay transaction that will protect me with its protection on purchases that are protected. 

Please advise of the steps of next I can has truck quickly, the bodies are starting to smell. 

Thanks,

Glarf

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Hello truck 4 sale? I need truck fast.

Hello I have money and am ready to buy. 

Hello please advise of next steps. 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=["Ryan Peters"]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Yes it's a 4WD.I have a free shipping coupon at DAS and I can ship the

truck for free.Shipping to any US address is included in the sale

price $6,000.If you are interested please include in your next email

your contact info for eBay ( your full name and your full shipping

address) so we can get things started. Thanks, Ryan

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hello Is it 4x4? I need the 4x4s hello. 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=["Ryan Peters"]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

yes 4x4=4WD :)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hello I don't need 4x4 and 4WD just 4x4. I can pay less for just 4x4 and you keep the 4WD? 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=["Ryan Peters"]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

It's 4x4.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hello OK I give you 5800 and you keep the 4WD and I take the 4x4 and I toss in plywood for good faith measure then we can make deal 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=["Ryan Peters"]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

I think we can have a deal for $5800 for my 2006 TOYOTA TACOMA TRD

Sport 4x4.Please include in your next email your contact info for eBay

( your full name, your full shipping address) so we can get things

started.

Thanks, Ryan

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

What is TRD? I do not need TRD. You keep TRD and sell me truck and 4x4 for $5500. I send you pictures of wife as good faith measure of good faith for measuring the faith so you know that it is good. 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

OK TRD OK for price OK I can OK maybe OK but OK enough for now and the price OK?..  

Shit truck and 4x4 to my son: 

661 N Robertson Blvd, 

West Hollywood, CA

I do not have no telephone so you can if need call my daughters boyfriends cousins uncles dads coworkers proctologists neighbor and he can relay message  [phone]. His name is Peter Ryan. 

thanks I hope truck is as good as you say it will be as good as so that it is not as bad as could be which is bad and can be not good for all parties in the bad way especially with the lacking of the good. 

how i pay for the truck now? i cash ready. 

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=["Ryan Peters"]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

manacami-ai pula cu mata si cu toata familia ta

[Side note: According to Google Translate, this is Romanian and means something like "Eat you fuck with mat and your whole family". Probably not an accurate translation, but the message was clear. I am always curious what is it specifically that has them finally get i'm fucking with them. My guess is it was the "daughters boyfriends cousins uncles dads coworkers proctologists neighbor"]

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=[Glarf]=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Hello yes I like macaroni too has truck been shipped yet please advise thanks and happy macaroni to you 

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Glarf Flagarble and Susatron

  [From: "Tony Susan" ]

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Hello,

     Just viewed your listing and will like to purchase it .please what

is the condition and more detail of it.

      Thank you so much.

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[Me]

This is where I suggested they have forced sexual relations with themselves..

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[From: "Tony Susan" ]

Thanks for the swift reply..I really love it's details and i want you to get

back to me with more picture and what is the present condition of it.  I

am ok with the price but  i can only make the payment via paypal..Since i

was  screwed before and am not around for now that is why i told you

that i can only make the payment via paypal for now i am buying this for

my dad in London as a gift.and i want honest in this and straight forward

deal . as am requesting this transaction should be done via PayPal so as

to protect both buyer and  seller.you can easily set up a paypal account on

www.paypal.com and send me the email address you used to register so i

can pay you right away.I am busy at work and do not have much time

around me, but no worries as i am willing to handle the picked of this

merchandise through my legitimate mover agent cause i will like it to be

picked at your residence location,Make sure you get back to me

immediately, So no Shipping

  Regards

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  [Me]

  Hello Susan,

  Ok, I would like to sell you these goods at the agreed upon price using the agreed upon paypal payment pay services for paying.

  You can send the funds to my verified paypal e-mail address at the following e-mail address which is valid for paypal you can use the following paypal address for paypal: [email protected]

  Please kindly let me know where I need to ship the items. There will be a $200 US shipping fee for these items as these items are heavy and expensive to ship because of their weight and heaviness especially in the mass and weight department which impacts the shipping because of the weight. They are heavy and these are the rare models that come with extra gravity making them even more expensive to ship.

  Kindly also will need another $150 for insurance to ensure the insured items are assured to arrive with insurances that ensures the insured items are in good condition.

  If shipping to London, kindly include another $500 US for tariffs, levy's, inport fees, export fees, international shipping charges, tea taxes, dental plan, crumpet insurance, sticky wicket protection and extra squeegees, just to be safe.  

  Thanks,

Glarf

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[From: "Tony Susan" ]

  Thanks for your mail i really need your help. Please do me this big

favor as i was just about to pay when i had this problem with the pick

up agent, my pick up agent says i will need to pay for the pick up

before they can arrange a pick up time, they charged me $1,200 for

pick up and delivery,i will add 1,350 to the money i will send through

paypal as soon as i have made the payments,i will email you and let

you know and please i will need you to help me send the money to my

pick up through western union money transfer,this can be done from any

post office ,there is always western union money transfer section in

most post offices(you can do it online as well

at(www.westernunion.com),i would have done it myself but as i didn't

bring my credit card aboard,i am a little incapacitated.....I will

appreciate your help here. Thanks and nice doing business with you

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  [Me]

  Hi Susatron,

  Wow that sounds like a very unfortunate situation. I am glad to assist with this as the transaction needs to occur in order for me to obtain the moneys I require from sale of this item.

  Please advise though I may need to use Eastern Union as I live on the East side of town. Can we use Eastern Union? That will save me a considerable time taking my buggy cross town. I prefer Eastern Union.

  One time when I was on the west side of town, I attempted to get a cupcake from a local market. Do you like cupcakes? I like cupcakes. Upon entering the market and asking the shoppe keep for a cupcake I was denied and instructed to go back to the east side of town where "people like me can eat cupcakes". It was very rude and hurt my feelings. I pleaded with the inn keeper as I was very hungry and required cupcakes in short order, but he would not comply with my requests. So I left and got a cupcake on the east side of town. It was chocolate and it had pink sprinkles. It was a little bit stale but still pretty good.

  So as you can understand I do not like the west side of town and prefer the east side of town. If we can make this transaction on East side I will happily process payment so we can move forward with the primary transaction.

  With honor and respect,

Glarf

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[From: "Tony Susan" ]

  Ok, Once i send the money to your paypal account i will let you know

so that you can have the rest of the money send to the shipping agent

information asap.

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[Me]

ok once you send it let me know and I will send the money. I am not at my computer and can not verify the paypal so I will just have to trust you.

  I am looking forward to this business transaction that will benefit us mutually as a beneficial business transaction of mutual cooperative agreement.

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[From: "Tony Susan" ]

  Hey what is the mean of this the email account you gave me is incorect

email account why ?

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  [Me]

  Beloved Susan,

  what address did you use? it works its a verified paypal account verified by paypal to be fully verified against a verified bank account.

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[From: "Tony Susan" ]

  This is paypal email account you gave me [email protected] and is

not going he just rebanced  babck can you resend it to me so that the

payment can be able to send in to your account asap

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  [Me]

  Dearest Suzy,

  i do not understand why my verified paypal account is not verifying for you it is verified and I have verified the address you are using matches the verified address on behalf of my account.

  Please try to use my business mates address his name is Apu Samir Undees his verified paypal address is [email protected].

  Love,

Glarf

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[From: "Tony Susan" ]

  Ok i will do that now and gt back to you as soon as i send it to you

immediately.

  Thank you so much

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  Unfortunately, no more replies... Fun while it lasted..