#nonsensetoprovealiarwrong

[brexitfc]

🌹

my beloved you’re coming to a spoons with me and we’re gonna get so silly off cocktail pitchers and spend hours chatting rubbish about absolutely nothing at all 😌

[thesporkidentity]

@nonsensetoprovealiarwrong said: cope by catching up w the supernatural news i PROMISE it will make ur entire fucking day

it’s not letting me tag you for some reason but oh my god you’re not wrong. like. i am sorry because i know there are some people still watching the show who are going to be very upset, but at the same time it’s just hysterical to me like of fucking course

if i had ever thought the show would go past queerbaiting this is somehow exactly the level of respect i would have expected them to show like, from my understanding via tumblr screaming osmosis cas confessed his love and then was immediately sent to hell oh my god? 2020 has been a fucking nightmare reflected through a funhouse mirror of a year

[thecoffeetragedy]

nonsensetoprovealiarwrong replied to your post “Also!! I learned last week that one of my close friends is pregnant...”

The possibility for babies holding other, smaller babies, opens up

it’s a v v good image thank you :D

[cheesethesecond]

Cheese! What do u like abt Steve Rogers and also what 2018 has in store for you? Also do u like grilled cheese???

I LOVE STEVE ROGERS’ NEW BEARD. I LOVE THAT EVEN WHEN HE IS A FUGITIVE FROM THE ENTIRE WORLD HE STILL DOES NOT GIVE UP ON FIGHTING FOR WHAT IS RIGHT AND FOR HIS FRIENDS.

2018 is going to be the year I return to actually writing fan fiction. WRITE THAT DOWN, PEOPLE, IT’S GONNA HAPPEN.

I love grilled cheese. I LOVE GRILLED CHEESE. With tomato soup. Also with a tomato on the sandwich. Mmmmm.

[thesporkidentity]

nonsensetoprovealiarwrong replied to your post “why are recipe bloggers so horny for overcooked vegetables?”

Teach me how to make my veggies crispy goddamn it!!

RIGHT? i just. under no circumstances should you be steaming a head of broccoli for seven full minutes what the fuck? broccoli only needs to steam in the pot for 4-5 minutes. SEVEN? it’s gonna DISINTEGRATE when you pull it out.

why are you telling me to roast this squash for a whole fucking HOUR there’s gonna be nothing left it’s gonna be just vaguely squash-colored PUDDING by that point.

honestly at this point i’m convinced that a lot of recipe bloggers must not actually try food they’ve cooked according to their own instructions. there’s no way. there’s just NO WAY. i swear this has to be why so many people think they don’t like vegetables.

[thesporkidentity]

nonsensetoprovealiarwrong replied to your post “ifeelbetterer replied to your post “did i miss a memo or something?...”

Did you leave your front porch light on?

It was on and everything. And I can usually hear the kids going past like, they’re not quiet and it’s a huge group of them but just no one was there. it was the weirdest thing, i didn’t even hear the usual firecrackers later at night it was like no one was celebrating anything at all the entire night i legit had to check the date multiple times to make sure i hadn’t undergone a time skip or something.

[thesporkidentity]

nonsensetoprovealiarwrong replied to your post: the downside of staying hydrated is that you have...

like does it function similarly to the stomach? where it sorta shrinks and expands?? or do you just suffer in well hydrated pee hell forever?

i can’t answer with any sort of scientific authority, but anecdotally i can tell you with several years of experience that i’m stuck in eternal pee hell and that i could set an alarm clock according to my bladder

my skin is AMAZING but no one’s gonna see it because i’m in the fucking bathroom

[brexitfc]

nonsensetoprovealiarwrong replied to your post: holding onto sanity by not thinking “i have 2 and...

oh my god good luck

only things keeping me alive rn are this encouragement and the knowledge that the mcdonalds near my house starts serving breakfast in 3 hours