#nonsensical

[hexesandwyrmwood]

Prove should have two o’s. Proove. Like proof.

[werewolfguts]

in my head gerard way is a fairy godmother that goes around with a wand tapping ppl on the head going "and YOU are gay" in the oprah giving a gift voice

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Even Xianity and "The Acolyte" are less incoherent.

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

magnus archives fan spotted. following and seven small bombs deployed

No!

DONT BOMB ME.

ill stab you with a carrot in you're eye.

Or else.

[levorta]

why can’t i be like abed nadir and pretend to be different people sometimes as self-therapy but in a way where everyone knows i’m still secure in my own identity and my friends are chill about it and it’s like not concerning yapping in tags warning

[corvidamned]

What brand of stupid are you?

Confidently stupid. You think you are the smartest person on earth as you put your spoon in the microwave to make it easier to scoop ice cream. You give awful advice that sounds smart when spoken but terrible when executed. You insist on doing things yourself and are so absolutely sure you are doing everything right. Your confidence gives you charm, as well as the bravery to do the dumb things that you do. Stolen from: @multimuseforme Tagging: @thxgrxmrexpxr @griefkill @celerem @desiderixm @tragicgallery @saintcircuit @anthologicals @bladesout @constellationcursed and you!

[mwtfdydg]

because that's not a rejection. that's not how you close a romance storyline - REGARDLESS of whether mike reciprocates or not - you don't just steal word for word another queer person's story and slap it on your second queer character