#nonspoilery queue

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Mrs. Coulter: Lyra read some silly parenting book from Will’s world and now she is claiming I am abusive just because I tortured her soul with my daemon ONE TIME

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Lord Boreal *coaching Marisa before going into our world*: now in this Oxford you can’t strangle people—

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Lyra: Is Asriel not my Daddy anymore?

Mrs. Coulter: He’s not my Daddy anymore either. 

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I LOVE that hdm let Mrs. Coulter and Lyra be angry because there’s such a lack of angry female representation and Mrs. Coulter and Lyra are just two characters full of RAGE and it’s amazing to see

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People think Mrs. Coulter is evil just because she walks down corridors intimidatingly 

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I feel like when Mrs. Coulter is around Lord Asriel she regresses back to how she was at 22. 

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I feel so bad for Mrs. Coulter. Imagine being cursed with such good looks AND such bad taste in men. 

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Mrs. Coulter’s reaction to getting the cloud pine out from under the witch’s skin--her pure awe and happiness at the discovery, combined with her complete indifference to the witch’s suffering--this is just so her, so evil nerd, like she’s too busy caring about science to notice anything else