Sep 21, 2022
Compliment other men. I don't mind. So long as I'm the one who's fucking you every night.
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Compliment other men. I don't mind. So long as I'm the one who's fucking you every night.
Me: Why do you last so long, you hornball?
Him [after stalking my tumblr]: Aren't you the one down to fuck 24/7?
Me: *dead silent* ... Whatever you're still the fucking hornball here.
Me: I like the Irish.
Him: Why?
Me: I like their accent.
Him: Boo!
Me: Well, I also like the English.
Him, a Scottish man: ... *leaves call*
Me: *laughing from shock and realization from what I said*
Me: ay wala nga pala akong jowa
Him: ha?
Me: may nakita ako sa fb. Nagregalo ng sapatos yung gf sa jowa nya. Eh wala akong jowa so di ako magreregalong sapatos.
Him: ay bebe mo naman ako.
Me: yun na!
Him: joke lang. Nasasayo na yun. Pero size 9 ako.
Me: HAHAHAHAHA fakk
Him: para at least may idea ka na!
FAK?! HAHAHAHA
Me: siguro kung nasa kusina tayo pareho eh kagulo
Him: hindi din. Baka landiin laang kita. Back hugs, ganun.
Me: may hawak akong kutsilyo. Sya ka.
Ella: Alam mo bang may anak na bulag si Henry Sy?
Jof: Sino? Si I can't Sy?
Ella: Yuck. Ang pangit. KENNETH SY kasi yon. Kenneth!
Jof: At least may idea na ako kung ano. Obvious masyado joke mo eh.
Ella: ...
Jof: Kilala mo ba yung business partner ni Henry Sy na laging may sinasabi? Siya yung part ng board of directors na laging nakakapoint out ng mga issues sa business.
Ella: Nyeh. Sino?
Jof: Edi Si SAM TING WONG
Hayaan mo na sila. Sadya naman yung nangyayari sa totoong buhay.
Jessa Marie Barin
you're the coolest girl that i know but sometimes you're so annoying for hating yourself