Dec 29, 2018
People think Italians invented pasta.
The truth is we’ve always existed. Always been. Guarding over the human race.
We were revealed by some guy named Horacio.
Man, fuck Horacio.
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People think Italians invented pasta.
The truth is we’ve always existed. Always been. Guarding over the human race.
We were revealed by some guy named Horacio.
Man, fuck Horacio.
There are many ways to eat pasta.
With Ranch and Parmesan it is absolutely delicious.
I know it is tempting.
But please do not eat me.
I am a noodle. And I matter.
People are always asking me to send noods.
I get it. I have a beautiful body.