#noodletron

[awakenedunknown]

Summer Event Dog Days on Warframe had me laughing so hard

Like you got water balloons called Lob Blobs, Your gun the Soaktron, and you got your melee noodletron

Like i wasn't even expecting Kela de thaym to be the announcer.

The tenno and Grineer in a friendly match of Summer beach fun

Like you aren't killing them, you soaked them

-Klaus

[caepaecaesurae]

It can't all be that easy.

Destiny's a bit of a bitch, evwen if it lines up nicely nowv and again.

WVhat fits in "all"?

[caepaecaesurae]

That's insanely convenient.

If reality wvants you to get wvhere you wvant to be, yeah.

Otherwvise, not so much.

[caepaecaesurae]

Whatever you guys have sound a lot more easier to control. It's a huge pain when you're cleaning up my weapons and suddenly you're in someone's basement.

They're more of a permanent phenomenon.  They just happened to be wvherevwer reality needed them to be, and that wvas all there wvas to it.  I don't think I'vwe heard of anyone making them on purpose.

[caepaecaesurae]

It's either like a jagged blue rip, if it's new, or it's a swirly ellipse.

Nothing like the ones I'vwe seen then.

[caepaecaesurae]

The portals I deal with are really different. Apparently they're caused by blue matter and they pop up out of bloody nowhere and suddenly you're somewhere else.

Do they havwe a spirograph pattern?

Don't ask me wvhy I knowv wvhat spirographs are, they're sort of circly things, I'vwe seen plenty.

[caepaecaesurae]

@noodletron

I think he means portals and shit.