#noonies

[bilboyagathechickenfootedhobbit]

My kid is talking to me, explaining how the winners are shown in the game he’s playing, and he’s like so they all fly up into the air and first the player in fourth place comes back down to earth and then the player in third place comes down and then the person in second, but the FIRST place winner keeps going into space into a black hole where of course they turn into a noodle.

I was like noodle? Do you think you turn into a noodle when you go into a black hole? And with the confidence of a child, he goes of course, that’s what my primo told me.

Bud…..I hate to say it, but your cousin LOVES fucking with you, but also nobody knows what happens in black holes so maybe you do turn into a noodle for all I know.

[losers-party-imagines]

can you do a sweet pea hcs for falling for kinda like a good girl? and being like a total sweetheart but only for her.

Most people in Riverdale would just glance over you

Not that they were being rude, it was since you were the good girl next door

So when the South Side high school shut down, you were part of the assimilation committee for the newcomers

You handed booklets to the crowd, trying to give them a warm smile

some were glad on the new change, they could have a decent shot on a good education

other were rather rough as they took the booklets, causing you to flinch

“Hey we don’t want trouble” a voice said to the person who made you flinch 

“Thank you” you told him; As you left you didn’t see the boy who you would later know as Sweet Pea smile faintly 

You ended up meeting Sweet Pea again as him and his gang got in trouble, other times with tutoring

“Riverdale doesn’t deserve someone as gentle as you.” he murmured as he sat next to you during study hall.

You couldn’t help your heart to skip a beat 

“Can someone like me be with you?” was his confession, unsure of it

He was soft with you, holding your hand or hugging you during his moments with you

Even if he was being rough when he was with the Serpents, he was soft as a marshmallow with you 

“I’m cold” you would comment when you were with the gang

“Here.” he quickly says cuddling you as he warps you with his hug and jacket

Tony and Fangs make comments on how you can mellow him down no matter how angry he is

[chlodines]

Tea and crumpets?

sAY IT

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can you write ben hanscom x fem reader fluff please? like cuddling and playing with hair and they kiss eachother’s cheeks and they’re just so in awe of each other :’)

His ideal kind of date consists of you relaxing next to him as the two of you listen to the radio

If he knows the song, he’ll softly hum it

other times he sings it to you

If he’s listening to a new tape you can tell because the zones off

“Hey” you say as you kiss his cheek 

no matter how long you two have dated, he still blushes if you kiss him off guard

he asks Beverly to teach him how to make flowers crowns

so he gifts them to you to see your beautiful smile

which is also paired with some short poems he leaves in your items

like finding them between your homework

Beverly also helps him out if he needs an accomplice to sweep you off your feet

she becomes like a sister to him, and she sees you as one as well

during summer/spring, he enjoys giving you rides around Derry on his bike

it becomes a common sight

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hey! is it alright if you could do a stan uris one where reader likes stan a lot but stan dislikes them so he’s grown to teasing them then he says something that points out their insecurity (preferably weight but you can choose!) and one of the losers tell him off then just flUFF IM SORRY ITS SO MUCHDNBDD

Stan and you never mixed, it was like oil and water

needless to say, the only way he could show his dislike towards you is by teasing

“you look like trash, is your home a dumpster?” he teased when you were young

still you always found him handsome, even if he was rude to you

comments like these were common, you didn’t let it bother you

But it was when his teasing started to get out of hand

“look at that zit, you’re greasier than pizza” he barked

you tried to brush it away, it succeeded in making you feel horrible

then it came when you started to eat

“what’s a fattie like you doing eating a salad? Either way you’re as heavy as a hippo”

that was the last straw, your eyes started to water and you broke down

“Listen here shit head, stop making Y/N feel bad about themselves” Beverly smacks her hand on the table

“Yeah Stan, what the fuck?” Richie interrupts

you get out of the table and run away, you needed to be alone

The losers didn’t see you for weeks, they started to get worried

they made Stan find you or else, Beverly would personally make it a living hell for him

He went to your house and your parents allow him to go to your room

You sat there playing video games

“Hey” Stan’s voice came in, you didn’t blink, you continued to play ignoring him

“Liste, I’m sorry. So comeback became Beverly will kill me if you don’t” he says

you don’t waver, he just sits near you waiting for a response

“I can handle all your teasing, but not this time Stan” you tear up “I really like you, but I don’t want this”

At your confession, he couldn’t believe how much of an ass he had been to you

you liked him and he made you hate him

“I’m sorry. It’s just that I didn’t know how to deal with these feelings, they made me nervous” he confessed

you cleaned your tears and continued to play

“I’ll go back, stop being an ass”

he goes to hold your hand, pausing your game

“I will become a better guy for you” Stan tells you

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reader lost her dog and Richie finds the doggo and falls in love with it and then when the reader sees Richie with their dog they confront him and Richie then falls in love with like both the reader and her dog

You lost Chowder during the weekend when someone left the door open at your house which made him run out

you searched high and low to all the places he would go

only to come back home sobbing from not finding your companion

But Chowder found a new friend when a bespeckled boy found him one day searching for food in the alleys of the town

“hey there fella, where did you come from?” he searched for a collar and found none as the dog happily licked him

feeling love for the dog, Richie decided to take him in and care for him

It was when you walked from school that you saw a boy playing with your dog

“What are you doing with Chowder?!” you yelled as you ran to hug your dog

“Hey his name is Lucky” he retorted and the dog ran to his side upon hearing his other name.

That’s when you pull him by the collar to meet your eyes

“listen here, his name is Chowder and he belongs to me” you state to him as you scrunch your nose

that’s when he fell for you, well in this moment he was hanging from the sight of you

“okay okay, no need to fuck me up” he raises his hands in mercy an you loosen your grip

Richie explained how he found your dog, you thanked him deeply as you left with Chowder whining about leaving

“I’ll come back with him, he likes you a lot and I don’t want to see him sad”

Richie smiles, the idea of seeing you again. He was right when it came to naming the dog Lucky, even if it was for a short time

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reader is archies girlfriend and friends with Betty and everyone but when they meet the new kids from Maine (losers club) the reader and Richie start to fall for each other right in front of Archie's eyes. Xoxoxo

Archie who? Don’t know him

Archie became you loyal companion, no matter what he always found you to be his rock and vice versa

It made some of the girls in RIverdale jealous 

That is until the fateful summer when things between you and Archie changed

He made less time for you and it drifted you apart, but none of you decided to split

That’s when a group of new kids dropped in Riverdale

When Betty became their peer guide to show them the school you helped her, trying to push away the space created between you and Archie

“Pretty cool school, plus this little town has their secrets too” the boy you came to know as Richie commented once Kevin caught them up to speed

It was in history that you found yourself sitting next to Richie

“Sup Y/N, guess we have the same class” he gave you smile before class commence

Soon enough the Sad Breakfast club added the Losers club to their clique

Richie would tell jokes causing you to smile more, forgetting how you and Archie drifted apart

“Careful Richie, I might fall for you and your jokes” you joke to him

It was then that Archie felt an emotion akin to jealousy

You and Richie hanged around during and outside of school, this time at Pop’s

You then tell him about you and Archie and how distant he has been of lately

“What’s a girl like you doing with a guy like him?” he asks

You try to find a reason, but there was none. DUring the past days he has been more occupied with Ms. Grundy and never making time for the two of you.

Archie was picking up an order when he spotted the two of you in a far away booth

Richie was holding your sad form trying to comfort you as you silently weeped. 

“Excuse me but get off my girl” Archie demanded of Richie, enough for it to not startle the dinner 

“I’m not your girl, not anymore” you state at the ginger, shocking him.

“Y/N what do you mean? We’ve been together since middle school” he states

“You’re not my Archie anymore, and I’m not your Y/N” you stand and leave with Richie by your side

Archie stood there, feeling as his heart was ripped out as you left the dinner

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Sup it’s RA back at it again requesting some for river dale Wednesday. Can I get Betty and Archie finding one of the serpents half to death(the reader) and Archie helps her and brings to love her

Archie who? Don’t know him. I only know SweetPea

You were walking late at night, but someone started to attack you as you walked around

you couldn’t tell who they were, but you suspected they were northsiders

“looks is a southside slut” some of them said as they approached you “be a good slut and show us a good time”

you were going to have none of it

so you fought your way out of the problem

You got out of the fight, but it was an unfair fight and you were lying on the road half dead

the last thing you remember was two figures running to your aid before you lost consciousness 

Once you woke up, you found yourself in a hospital bed. You didn’t know the place, it looked better than the ones in the southside

you tried to get up only to be held down gently by someone in your side

“Hey, calm down you’ll open your wounds” a male voice said

“Take it easy you’re safe” a female one told you

you did as they told you

“who the fuck and where the fuck?” you asked

You got to learn the name of the pair who saved your life

“You’re Jughead’s friends, thanks for helping me” you said sincerely to them, you noticed Archie smile

As you stayed in the hospital, Archie was the one to help you during the stay in

“do you know who beat you up this badly?” he asked worried how dark the bruises looked

“some lame fuckers who wanted a ‘fun time’ “ you mocked

Once out, Archie started to meet up with you more often than usual

“What’s up flame?” you would greet him 

He started to show his music to you

“Sounds like a love song? Who’s the lucky gal” you asked him once

“Actually its this cool girl, she’s not afraid of anything. Though I feel like I’m more afraid for her.” He confessed

“You have a noble heart, just confess to her” 

He confess to you at the Whyte Wrym

you pull him to a nicer area, you didn’t want him to get picked on or cause trouble

“Y/N will you be my girlfriend?”

You smile. seeing how he always tried to help you and protect you only made you like him more

“You sure you want to deal with me Red?”

“More than anythying”

You kiss him deeply, Archie just holds you close to him not wanting to lose your for a second