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I don’t know what y’all think of this video but it might be one of my favorite videos on the internet. I mean I’ve never listened to another Lemon Demon song, but still! The singer sounds like BDG, the footage matches the music, and even the lyrics make sense in the context of Unraveled and remind of the way Brian presents himself in Unraveled.

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everyone says bo burnham is depression and john mulaney is anxiety but consider:

bo burnham is xanax and john mulaney is adderall

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the king himself has spoken we can all go home now

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marching band highlights from last season uwu

i licked chalk

someone dropped a piccolo under the bleachers at a game and it shattered

the sousas t-posed any time a bus drove by the pad

six of us now have matching shirts that say "yeehaw" in comic sans

gnats

giant mosquitoes

s p i d e r s e a s o n

ppl marched in fucking HEELS, DRESSES, and TUXEDOS

someone said they wanted zack efron to fuck him in the ass

a girl fell mid rehearsal and broke her wrist

the trombone section leader and one of the freshmen tubas did some weird ass ritual dance in the stands at a home game

the middle schoolers play in the stands with us at home games so i spent a lot of time up with the sousas cause my buddy is in 8th grade and plays tuba uwu

trombone swastika

"is this loss?"

i sat on one of the freshmen while he was asleep

"he's an asshole" "what'd you say?" "(silence)"

our bass clarinet fell off the face of the earth

a french horn got stepped on

"merry fuckin cripmas" "fuck this im joinin the bloods"

one of our props fell apart at uil in the middle of the show

at uil it was really cloudy and at one point in the music we played amazing grace and at that hit the sun came out

before game ritual of one of the trombones deepthroating 1-3 hotdogs and the entire lowbrass standing around him and shouting

smuggling food into the stands

one of the saxes got dented

water? i don't know her

our head bd from last year retired but at the show reveal he was there and it was Wild

our section shirts had a typo

they also took forever to get here

relationship drama owo

two of my friends got haircuts and the transformation was terrifying

two section leaders and the head drum major were horny for shrek and each other

our section leader moved schools and i got his trombone and i cried

ihop

seniors that graduated last year visiting games and everyone getting excited because That Was My Friend! Hi! I Love You!!!! Please Come Back

the head drum major from last year went to EVERY GAME

HORSE

me and two of my friends got matching zodiac rings at the mall before a game

the bleachers are fucked up so when i was standing with my friend in the euphonium section i almost fell off

it was a really emotional season a lot of people cried and a lot of people quit (including one of our drum majors)

trombone/guard solidarity

"all this free real estate and you choose to stand in between the two worst sections and try to march"

i tackled an eighth grader

fortnite dancing

so. much. fortnite dancing.

morning runs ft like seven people walking behind the rest of the band bc it's 6:45 am you are not making me run

going in after morning rehearsal and slapping the buses as they drove past

the hill by the band hall door gets shot with a sprinkler in the morning during marching season (around october) so a lot of people fall

two of our contests got rained out

someone dropped their lyre in the middle of the field at an away game

i now have to be restrained at the mall so i actually eat instead of spending the whole time in hot topic

"you're fucking GAY" "no you times two done"

"no homo"

band directors are the ultimate cock blockers

band parent's really don't give a shit what you say just don't get into fights

"they have tacos" "they fucking what"

"where the fuck did you get dr pepper" "my grandpa is cool"

i think im the only one who dressed up for halloween and uh Yeah not fun

40°F rehearsals where people came wearing like six jackets and pyjamas and jshdkdhd

i blew over $100 guaranteed

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"thank god no one is sexualizing five!" y'all been on instagram recently lmaoooo

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can i get a fuckin uhhh

- movie where the girlfriend is taller than the boyfriend

- show with an interracial gay couple that aren't black & white and instead asian and black or something along those lines

- show with a deaf lesbian and her bi girlfriend who majored in sign language

- movie with a bi trans woman traveling the world with her non-binary partner and taking pictures everywhere and being happy and in love

bonus:

- and none of them get killed off at all :)

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hi

you need dysphoria to be trans and that's the tea sis yeehaw

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trombone is the superior instrument we are Cool Boys you cannot change my mind