#jupiter ascending

[no-i-have-no-shame]

So Channing Tatum has freckles on his shoulders, I was unaware of that until yesterday.

I thought Caine's shoulders were like this because Stinger ordered the bees around to sting him while they're fighting... 🫣

[no-i-have-no-shame]

I'm damned.

Jupiter is (rightfully) panicking after surviving a murder attempt and all I can think of is how hot Caine is.

[we-all-get-hats]

welp. rewatched jupiter ascending for the first time since i saw it in theaters in 2015. and i get it now: i simply wasn’t horny or whimsical enough for this movie 11 years ago. this is straight-up archiveofourown T-level erotica. he’s a dog hybrid. she gets turned on when he calls her “your majesty”. he has anti-gravity roller blades. she controls bees. it’s a mess. i get it.

[the-m-archives]

Missing Caine Wise 💔

[appendingfic]

saw someone try to figure out how Jupiter could ethically consume human lives for immortality, you're just reinventing vampire discourse

[appendingfic]

Thank the Wachowskis for a soft sci-fi critique of capitalism which involves a climactic battle between a wolf man and a dragon on a refinery actively collapsing into a river of lava

[appendingfic]

The Abrasax Job

[sandywitchboi]

The way this movie would eat the omegaverse trope.