#euphonium

[eightglass]

Why settle for gender euphoria when you could have gender euphonium???

[0racle-0nline]

[overgrownplant]

okay guys you know what time it is

give me your waterboy ideas or thoughts and i’ll draw them

it can be ship art, waterboy by himself, or whatever you want really

just send it as an ask and i’ll see what i can do!

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

okay so what the fuck

[dontforgetthefrenchhorns]

Which section has the most fuckable players

Flutes/piccolos

Clarinets/bass clarinets

Oboe

Bassoon

Saxophone (any)

Trumpet

Horn/mellophone

Trombone

Euphonium

Tuba

Percussion

Other?

Voting ended onMay 9, 2024

[espi-jama]

I'll be here for the next two hours

I love my euph 💖💖💖

I think we're gonna show Howls Moving Castle in public for the first time kdkkdkdjdjdj

Edit 19:56 WDYM I'VE BEEN HERE FOR HALF HOUR, AND WERE JUST GONNA START THE CONCERT ITSELF?!!!??!? all this time the marching band and the folclore group did their thing, I could have played dandys, instead of just sitting.

20:05 a full passage out of tune

20:07 cancan was amazing

20:19 I really failed half of libretango I want to cry

20:25 why did I play a c# wtf

20:32 I forgot to empty my spit valve ☠️☠️☠️

20:40 it's hard to see people grduate

20:43 I've got my heart on my throat, I don't want these people to leave the band, they've been here since I joined. . . Uuurghhhhh my heart is racing rn

20:44 welp, it looks like the folclore group will do their thing again

20:52 wtf a mariachi group

21:00 I'm boooOOOOOoooored 😩😩😩😩 WE are supposed to be playing, not THOSE mariachis that only came to sponsor themselves. My legs are cramping, I can't stand being seated for so long 🥀🥀🥀

21:05 NO! DON'T YOU DARE TO PLAY EVEN ONE. MORE. MEXICAN SONG 😩😩😩 I don't hate Mexicans, it's just that you can't just bring mariachis to an ORCHESTRA concert and act like nothing.

21:11 FINALLY. But they took so long, that we had to delete my favorite song 😭😭😭

21:52 YAAAAAYYYY!!!! 3 THEMES ON A ROW PLAYING WITH HIGH VOLUME, AND EMOTION!!!!!!! We had to free our energy, we're literally kids and teenagers. Don't espect us to sit still for an hour and not wanting to get up from our chairs. (One kid played with such emotion, that one of the guitar chords snapped)

A lot happened between 21:11 and 21:52, but I didn't have time to write it down

I played Pirates of the Caribbean perfectly for the 5th time!!!!! (3 years in band, that was my first music sheet, and I've only played it perfectly 5 times, dayum)

So, in resume: THE CONCERT WAS AMAZING! I LOVE PLAYING IN THE BAND!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹

[terrifiedtrinket]

genuine advice that i’ve gotten for playing a brass instrument(euphonium) is to open your throat by pretending you’re taking it deep

like deadass imagine ur about to deepthroat something

thought i should share this with the class

[fictfrenzy]

assigning the "batfam"* instruments bc im bored. sidenote idc if you disagree make your own post ^__^

Alfred: French Horn. idk man i almost gave him saxophone but didnt wanna give bruce french horn. so here we are. hes still more of a piano guy but this isnt abt that

Bruce: Saxophone. i think it still works with him! smooth andd cool. works for me, works for him

Barbara: Euphonium. sorry i fucking love the euphonium, its a great instrument. shout out euphonium players. i think it fits barb because its like, deep and Important when its in a piece. usually. and makes great background!

Dick: Trumpet. hes as loud and annoying as one <3 additionally a piece thats on the rougher/faster lol end of the musical spectrum will feel kinda empty without a trumpet.

Cass: Flute. im a flute player + i love cass. the flute is an instrument that you have to really strain to hear in any given piece, which really matches her thing of just Appearing Out of Nowhere. but if you give the flute a solo, it usually slays rly fucking hard, and cass is the same as a character!

Jason: Tuba. he has the vibe of a tuba player. i dont actually know much about the tuba itself, but like its genuinely a rly cool instrument solo or not. and i think that just matches jason

Steph: Clarinet. matches the flute, but still has its own spotlight (in fact usually the favorite instrument of the 2, like goddamn bitch why are there so many clarinets!!!!). I really like how the clarinet sounds in solos, specially some of the lower notes, and i just ghergjhh. matches the flute. stephcass. youre welcome

Tim: Trombone. hes tiny. trombone big. hes probably the type of player to stand/lean on his case. not only is tim being a trombone player comical, but like, i think it works for him. specially given the genre range of the trombone!

Duke: Oboe. matches flute & clarinet (they are my fav trio eat shit & die!!!!), but also has its own theme— i think its quite versatile in the way that a mix of a trombone & a clarinet would be. duke also just has that vibe man idk

Damian: Triangle. "the triangle is the easiest instrument out there!!" "triangle’s so easy" "the triangle is like for little kids" damian decimates three entire audiences with a triangle solo. bows out. the triangle is NOT easy and i fully believe he’d be given the triangle bc of people underestimating him and surprise, surprise, the triangle's quite difficult!!! but not for dami of course, hes gonna excel at it. duh.

anyways. queue clapping. youre welcome

*not everyone, one day maybe !! but i wrote these on a whim during class & could only cover so many people lmao