#nope dad

[unicromx8]

   There’s also option three, but let’s not talk about him.

[glassslippersonmytodolist]

So when I was playing DA:I a few weeks ago with my dad watching, I got a cutscene with Dorian. His legs were crossed and we were talking, right? So my dad just kinda goes, "Is he gay?"

[imaharrie]

my dad just saw me scrolling through my dash and he told me "are those them?" and when i answered him "yes" he asked me "are you looking at them all day?"

[mothsmen]

so I got my dad sick and now he calls me Typhoid Mary