#nopefish

[hellopleco]

I know it’s Sunday, but I stumbled across this and decided to do a quick Monster Monday. I think this chart is pretty spot on with fish size to minimum tank ratio.

You want that common pleco/monster pleco, sure. Just realize that it’s a commitment. A very serious commitment. (A botia loach lifespan of a commitment - only other fish I can think of that live to 20 years...)

While oscars and some plecos are monsters, most of this is nopefish due to the size of the fish. (Some of these can be a challenge to keep as well.)

(I’ve mentioned this before - if you need a monster fish fix, amazon sport fishing instagrams are great!)

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And now back to Quality Plecostomus Posting!

[icravescience-blog]

[sweetseda]

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[sanitymanatee]

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Paddle fish being its creepy self. #nope #nopefish #ripleysaquariumtoronto #ripleysaquariumofcanada (at Ripley's Aquarium, Toronto)

[clairevioletthorpesbooks]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Game of Thrones (TV), The Hobbit (Jackson movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Divergent Series - Veronica Roth Rating: Mature Warnings: Major Character Death, Underage Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Percy Jackson/Original Female Character, Four/Tris Prior, Katniss Everdeen/Peeta Mellark, Jeanine Matthews/Viserys III Targaryen Characters: Original Characters, Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Frodo Baggins, Sam Gamgee, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, Alice Cullen, Viserys III Targaryen, Bran Stark, Sansa Stark, Arya Stark, Joffrey Baratheon, Tywin Lannister, Tyrion Lannister Additional Tags: RMS Titanic, Alternate Universe - Titanic Fusion, multifandom - Freeform, shameless usage of the word "frick", Bad Jokes, Crack Treated Seriously, No cute dwarves named Fili and Kili were harmed in the making of this story, Canonical Character Death, The boat still sinks, no cheesy song in this story, Hunger Games vs. Divergent, Cards Against Humanity references Series: Part 5 of 12 Months of FanFiction Summary:

In this exciting new story, Tywin Lannister rebuilds the famous Titanic into a train. But will the train reach its destination in Dorne, or will it sink like the first Titanic?

Chapter 14: I’m the King of the World!

"Well, I guess it's safe to say that the last chapter was a complete success," said Kili.

"Yeah," said Fili. "But no one's playing Cards Against Humanity anymore. I wonder why."

They walked to the bow and Kili stood up on top, shouting as loud as he dared, "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!" Fili also cheered, seeing as if his brother was happy, then he should be happy too.

"What do you boys think you're doing?" Ori snapped at them as he saw them dancing on the front of the ship.

"We're flying!" said Fili. "You gotta try it, Ori!"

"No thank you," said Ori. "I prefer to have my feet on the ground, where they belong."

"You're missing out, buddy," said Kili as Merry and Pippin joined them in dancing on the bow. "Everyone's going to be flying before this chapter is over!"

[lupinianhawkspirit]

The fact that my iPod knew the word "nopefish" kinda tells you a little something about me...