Steve completely loses his train of thought as the front door slams shut behind him and a deep voice says, “Freeze, NYPD!” A few people squeal, startled at being barged in on. Steve and Sam turn round in perfect synchronisation to see a young police officer standing in the lobby, holding up his badge for everyone to see. He’s tall and strapping and - well. Good-looking’s an understatement. “OK, where’s the host of this party?” he asks with the same clunky delivery, like a bad actor stumbling through his lines. “Damn. I can’t believe we’re gonna get busted before the stripper gets here,” mutters Sam, rolling his eyes in mild annoyance, as if the parties he goes to get broken up by police on a regular basis. “Wait...” Steve feels ridiculous, but there’s actually a blush threatening to start creeping up his neck. He’s heard about this kind of thing, but he never thought... “Sam, I think that /is/ the stripper."