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send 😳 for an embarrassing text from my muse
[Sent at 2.34am] Oh for fuck sake, did your mother fuck a dog? Fuck off, please and thank you. [Sent at 2.57am] Guess I left text-to-speech on while driving...
send 💋 for a flirty text from my muse
[Sent at 3.05am] Just had another Nora Dream™. For zero reasons, whatsoever, when do you get back home ? [Sent at 3.06am] Jamilata ? [Sent at 3.07am] You did not just leave me on seen.
send ✨ for a random text from my muse
[Sent at 3.14pm] They have a sale on those candles you like. Do you want some? [Sent at 3.25pm] I bought 8. [Sent at 3.26pm] Beastie picked one, you'll have to guess which one.
send 😡 for an angry text from my muse
[Sent at 2.15pm] Guess who got randomly IDed again? [Sent at 2.15pm] Guess it's time to shave that beard off. [Sent at 2.15pm] OR I'll just copy my veteran card in A3 sheets and wear one on my back. I swear to all that is holy, jamila, I fucking hate these people.
send 💕 for a loving text from my muse
[Sent at 10.58pm] Just finished work. Don't wait for me, jamilata. You've had a long week and we can always spend tomorrow together. [Sent at 11pm] Anyway I was thinking we could go back to that place we went hiking. It must be covered in snow now. [Sent at 11.01pm] You're probably asleep, huh? Beast is such a bad influence on you. [Sent at 11.02pm] I know you're only going to see this in the morning, but you know, that's not the worst way to wake up. Even if you're not replying, I'm just so grateful to have you, and to know that you're here, probably buried under Beast on the couch in front of reruns of Desperate Housewives. I expect a summary of everything when I wake up by the way. Anyway, I'm not sure you know just how much you mean to me, Nora de mi vida. I'm 100% to blame for that. You definitely didn't pick the boss of serenading your 🍑. PS: Your 🍑 is still the bomb.
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