Oct 29, 2023
Addison ... Addison! Put the baby down .. oh my god. Put the baby down!!
Boo: weeeee! me and grandma go night night!
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Addison ... Addison! Put the baby down .. oh my god. Put the baby down!!
Boo: weeeee! me and grandma go night night!
Felix came home in the middle of the work day to age up which was RUDE because he was about to get a promotion
Felix: what if all my life goals are just meaningless game benchmarks that you've placed in front of me for no reason?
no. go back to work
we love the childhood besties to roommates to science babies to lovers to husbands pipeline
Max Normal lives his life, well, to the max. He can't wait to get to Mt. Komorebi, shred the slopes, climb to the top and take all these crazy risks. If only his parents hadn't forced him to move in with stick-in-the-mud family friend Felix Feng.
Generational goals:
Complete Extreme Sports Enthusiast aspiration
Max out Skiing and/or Snowboarding Skill
Reach the top of Mt Komorebi
One last time up the mountain with cousin Caitlyn ... Max won't even let aging up to an elder in an blizzard stop him!
Max: speak for yourself I think I threw my back out
Winter: I'm gonna grow up to be thiiisss big!
Winter: holy shit. I did it.
Cousin Sawyer came by the house pregnant and rocking this saves signature Canadian tuxedo and apparently the school is indoctrinating our children because North came home with a rainbow over her head
[✓] Max Snowboarding Skill
time for generation 19!!