Jan 1, 2019
Everyone is all "happy new year!" and I am just chilling here in Alaska at 7:30 pm. Hahaha
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Everyone is all "happy new year!" and I am just chilling here in Alaska at 7:30 pm. Hahaha
Every. Time.
customer: Are you from Liverpool?
me: eeerm yeah kind of, I...
customer: what? sorry you sound so northern I can't understand you
its crying because i cant get down to London to see the Deathnote musical hours
Every goddam June this fucks me up. It's 4am wtf
Because it’s 19 out this morning and a toasty 55 in the house as the fire died out overnight- of course the fire resistant cord decided to fall out around the door of the fireplace. Fine. Be that way.
I’ll just clean you, fireplace. You and your chimney too. Mid winter is about right for a sweep anyhow.
Y'all....
Let me tell you another story, this one is both current AND "one time in college"...
So, I am from the midwest, born there, stayed there until I was 12.
Theeeeeen, I lived in Michigan for a year.
But then, the family moved to Tennessee.
I had a friend in high school who had lived in Chicago until she was about 11.
Well, we both kept our northern accents for most of our school career. Then we went to college, and I started working in the public and picked up a southern accent.
Not my fault, it just happened to be what I was around most. Plus, the partner's family is hella southern, and I live with them.
Welp, she never adapted a southern accent and she moved back up north.
And she picks on me, relentlessly, about my southern accent. I'm like, this shit is mean. But I will never tell her, because she is my friend and is sensitive and I am not a mean person (usually).
Rant over.
Look, when you’re sleeping and a snow plow goes by it sounds like the world is ending. So when one goes by, I wake up in a panic because I always thing the world is ending in that very moment an it’s actually terrifying
The scariest moment is when a snowplow goes by while you’re sleeping and so you wake up thinking the world is ending in that very moment