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Wood anemones in May, 2026.

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

nostalgiaforinfinity

here be fairies

lleyksie

brown bears ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

maureen2musings

Winter morning in Hallingdal, Norway

lushhvisuals

pukicho

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

pukicho

cosmicretreat

Linda Berhle as Ghita of Alizarr. The wizard in the bottom picture is the creator of Ghita, the great Frank Thorne.

scoutsmoocrew

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

sapper-in-the-wire-old

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

swagforbirds

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

thyrell

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

weaselle

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

segmentedleg

Anteater King. Isabel De Obaldia. Glass.

rageisinourveins

transmortifried

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

charlesoberonn

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

anatomizer

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

thepersonalmossblog

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

chaumas-deactivated20240115

I love when tumblr users introduce themselves on here like “your friendly neighborhood autistic dyke” that does not narrow it down. get in line.

what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

theconcealedweapon

The assholes openly admit it. The whole point of college is to enforce the hierarchy. When those who were supposed to be low on the hierarchy started going to college, the assholes get angry and want to make them suffer for challenging the hierarchy.

rostekhorn

Yet another reason this is insanely revisionist is that it pretends the whole reason millennials felt so much pressure to go to college wasn't that conservative politicians had spent the eighties and nineties wrecking the shit out of labor unions to the point that by the time millennials turned eighteen, it was suddenly a lot harder to count on being able to work at a working-class job all your life and still have a good living.

College, all of a sudden, went from "something I'd like to do if I can get in" to "a lifeline in an economy where blue collar jobs are going to shit."

The wheel's turned long enough that now college students are being treated the way union workers and union-adjacent workers were treated in the eighties and nineties, so now college grads are the ones that it's fashionable to shit on, and the new fix-all solution is supposed to be "go into the trades!" Which means that by the 2050s at the latest, we'll be coming up with some new lie to blame people in the trades for the fact that now they're in trouble. And we'll have some new job that everyone should have been doing instead.

gerardpilled

it's bc that's the year Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge came out

hafermensch

[ID: the title of an article reading "Google Searches for "Am I Gay" Are Up a Whopping 1,300% Since 2004", and in smaller text, "BY ABBY MONTEIL". /End ID.]