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being told i speak perfect english: [twirling my hair and kicks my feet] hehe thank you :3
being told i speak english with a perfect american accent: [sinks down to my knees, coughs up blood, 36288 wounded 847 dead etc] thank you i blame the media
remember when i said i got interviewed by a local newspaper. i had been talking about studying watchmaking in sweden. now old ladies are calling my boss to ask if i can fix their clocks. help
my current survival strategy for dealing with people saying things like "but it makes you fat" or "it's not very healthy" is to reply "i think the most important thing is to be happy :)"
snappy hedonism propaganda may not be the most robust, nuanced foundational philosophy on how to live your life BUT so far it has shut down all those lines of commenting and even earned me a couple "haha you're right"s and that's all i need.
working in the souvenir shop for three hours was really nice actually... i was SO good at restocking trinkets i got SO many fist bumps
me: oh wow there's five minutes left of my shift and i've done all the closing shift tasks already!! unless i forgot something...
the chairs i need to put down after i cleaned the floors:
IMPORTANT NEWS. i saw a cat at work. someone had a very fluffy adventure cat in a cat backpack. he was extremely cute and i got permission to take a photo so i can treasure him forever, but i didn't ask if i could upload online so i will not do that. he meowed very cutely. okay that's all please continue with your day
shocking! guy who says he doesn't need breaks and only needs one day off per week acting weird and cranky on his seventh consecutive day of work