#nospaceforawitch

[beaconprodigy]

nospaceforawitch replied to your post: "—Oh no, I liked that character! Man...

whatcha talking about??????

Huh? Oh! I was reading this book and this character I really liked was doing so good and then he died!!

[theromantorch]

nospaceforawitch replied to your post:Speaking of food, who was the pig that decided...

bacon is the food of the gods and you will not shittalk it or there will be hell to pay

Where in that did I say I was adverse to bacon? I'm just saying bacon has its place, and that place is not anywhere around a burger. You need to have standards. What's next? A bacon milkshake?

[theromantorch]

+ iburnts + nospaceforawitch

Finally, something nice to look at. Ladies, I hope the day finds you well and healthy.

[firetyped]

@ jade

i will literally do it i will knit you earmuffs

@ karkat

ok w/e hope you have 10 bucks

[firetyped]

@ jade

want me to knit you cute lil doggy earmuffs

cause ill do it

[firetyped]

@ jade and karkat

you guys are lame ok i love the cold

[firetyped]

nospaceforawitch replied to your post: holy SHIT

whos throwing shit at you now????

i ended up getting out of there but it was that douchebag with the ugly green hair

i think his name is russel or something

if youre gonna beat the shit out of him can i join (after i get food out of my hair)

[rogueroxy-blog]

==> Roxy: Figure out what's going on!!!

[07:33] -- tipsyGnostic [TG] began pestering mutinousBotanist [MB] at 19:33 --

[07:33] TG: jade

[07:33] TG: jade where am i

[07:33] MB: i wouldnt know??

[07:33] TG: okay yeah that was dumb of me

[07:34] TG: what i mean is whats going on i guess????

[07:34] MB: well right now i guess were just chilling out

[07:35] TG: well thats cool

[07:35] TG: here i thought thongs would be going down and shit would be flying up

[07:35] TG: things*

[07:39] MB: no nothings going on around here actually

[07:39] MB: its been pretty dull aside from a few kidnappings i guess

[07:40] TG: i dont think napping kids is too bad jade

[08:16] MB: that isnt what i mean

[08:16] TG: its no... OH

[08:18] MB: yeah

[08:20] TG: well thats unfornicate

[08:21] TG: unfornutata*

[08:21] MB: yeah those projects keep getting into the base somehow

[08:23] TG: maybe we should.... change... that

[08:25] MB: probably

[08:26] TG: think we can?

[08:27] MB: we just moved though

[08:28] TG: we dont have to move again!

[08:28] TG: we just need more protection

[08:28] TG: not too much though

[08:28] TG: you know what they say about wearing two condoms

[08:28] MB: what??

[08:29] TG: well if u wear 2 then they rub together and break more easily!!!

[08:29] TG: SILLY! its simple sex ed

[08:30] MB: right.....

[08:30] MB: but yeah i guess we could send out a few more patrols

[08:30] TG: rox the boss is here to help!

[08:31] MB: thats great!!

[08:31] MB: :)

[08:37] TG: why of course jadey im always great ;)

[08:58] TG: but i have to go now jaybird! ill see you around!!!!!

[08:59] -- tipsyGnostic [TG] ceased pestering mutinousBotanist [MB] at 20:59 --