everyone is OFF LIMITS

♥ | ♦ | ♠ | ♣ Your name is ROXY LALONDE and you have been forbidden from writing an introduction here at the moment because your spelling is TERRIBLE. You are a REBEL working to stop THE EMPRESS from totally making shitty projects out of others. You have been drinking more than usual though, probably because everything is PRETTY SHITTY right now, and you aren't sure if your MAD HACKING SKILLS are going to be of help any longer.

[rogueroxy-blog]

==> Roxy: Figure out what's going on!!!

[07:33] -- tipsyGnostic [TG] began pestering mutinousBotanist [MB] at 19:33 --

[07:33] TG: jade

[07:33] TG: jade where am i

[07:33] MB: i wouldnt know??

[07:33] TG: okay yeah that was dumb of me

[07:34] TG: what i mean is whats going on i guess????

[07:34] MB: well right now i guess were just chilling out

[07:35] TG: well thats cool

[07:35] TG: here i thought thongs would be going down and shit would be flying up

[07:35] TG: things*

[07:39] MB: no nothings going on around here actually

[07:39] MB: its been pretty dull aside from a few kidnappings i guess

[07:40] TG: i dont think napping kids is too bad jade

[08:16] MB: that isnt what i mean

[08:16] TG: its no... OH

[08:18] MB: yeah

[08:20] TG: well thats unfornicate

[08:21] TG: unfornutata*

[08:21] MB: yeah those projects keep getting into the base somehow

[08:23] TG: maybe we should.... change... that

[08:25] MB: probably

[08:26] TG: think we can?

[08:27] MB: we just moved though

[08:28] TG: we dont have to move again!

[08:28] TG: we just need more protection

[08:28] TG: not too much though

[08:28] TG: you know what they say about wearing two condoms

[08:28] MB: what??

[08:29] TG: well if u wear 2 then they rub together and break more easily!!!

[08:29] TG: SILLY! its simple sex ed

[08:30] MB: right.....

[08:30] MB: but yeah i guess we could send out a few more patrols

[08:30] TG: rox the boss is here to help!

[08:31] MB: thats great!!

[08:31] MB: :)

[08:37] TG: why of course jadey im always great ;)

[08:58] TG: but i have to go now jaybird! ill see you around!!!!!

[08:59] -- tipsyGnostic [TG] ceased pestering mutinousBotanist [MB] at 20:59 --

[rogueroxy-blog]

==> Roxy: Answer the Perv Troll

[07:38] -- hunkiliciousSexyguard [HS] began pestering tipsyGnostic [TG] at 19:38 --

[07:38] HS: hey i think i remember thiS name

[07:39] HS: are you...

[07:39] HS: boob priSoner?

[07:39] TG: im not sure

[07:39] TG: my boobs do feel extraspecially perky today

[07:39] TG: so maybe??

[07:39] HS: uh

[07:40] HS: well that iS pretty aweSome you'll come right out and Say that

[07:40] HS: So even if not i'm gonna talk to you

[07:40] HS: but the priSonS?

[07:40] HS: doeS being kept in a priSon ring a bell?

[07:41] TG: that suntanly has happened to me once or twice

[07:41] TG: cuntally*

[07:41] TG: cerifcatlly*

[07:42] HS: i think Something happened and there waS a fire or Some Shit, So you gave me a StripteaSe?

[07:42] HS: i think i paSSed out after that

[07:42] HS: waS that you?

[07:43] TG: oh yeah! that was u!

[07:44] HS: SO YOU ARE BOOB PRISONER?

[07:44] HS: AWESOME!

[07:44] HS: ive been looking for you ever Since that night!

[07:44] HS: well, i Say looking for you,

[07:44] HS: i mean more looking at you from the Security footage from the Shower roomS.

[07:44] HS: but Still

[07:44] HS: ITS YOU!

[07:45] TG: u were... watching me in the shower?

[07:45] HS: uh...

[07:45] HS: well um

[07:45] HS: watching iS Such a Strong word...

[07:46] TG: did you lyk what you saw ;)

[07:46] HS: well obviouSly your fucking aweomely beautiful boob priSoner

[07:47] HS: i litterally call you boob priSoner

[07:47] HS: admitedly i dont know your real name,

[07:47] HS: but Still

[07:47] HS: your boob priSoner!

[07:48] TG: names arent all that too important anywho, right

[07:48] HS: nope

[07:48] HS: whatS important iS boobS

[07:48] HS: and yourS are amazing

[07:49] TG: well now hey!

[07:49] TG: boobs rnt evrything

[07:49] TG: be resexctful

[07:49] HS: they...arn't?

[07:49] HS: well i mean

[07:50] HS: they are a lot of it though

[07:50] HS: right?

[07:50] HS: thatS what i Saw when watching that human romance

[07:50] HS: "big breaSted bitcheS 3: titS unleaShed"

[07:52] TG: hah u sound like a wannaB rapper

[07:52] HS: would that make me Sexual attractive to femaleS of your SpecieS?

[07:52] HS: or more So, you?

[07:54] TG: not my type of guy

[07:54] TG: i like the reALL thang

[07:55] HS: So if i waS a real rapper you would find me Sexually attractive?

[07:55] TG: talent is a mans best accessory! well maybe

[07:56] HS: then yeah i am a rapper!

[07:56] HS: guarding iS only my day job!

[07:56] HS: i am the beSt rapper in the whole of the SyStem!

[07:56] TG: im suuuuure

[07:56] TG: look at you trying so HARD to impress me

[07:57] HS: well when you are hard you try hard~

[07:57] TG: did u just

[07:57] TG: that was a joke right

[07:59] HS: it might have been

[07:59] HS: would it be more effective if SeriouS or a joke

[08:00] TG: youre a crack up gee!

[08:00] TG: none of my friends ever would joke like this but its like you GET me

[08:00] HS: oh i plan to get you~

[08:00] TG: awe AND youre sweet!

[08:00] HS: like

[08:01] HS: that iS good right?

[08:01] HS: i Saw a human female call a human maleS bone bulge Sweet in 'hungry cockSlutS 4: the deepeSt throat'

[08:01] HS: you have Some facinating romance movieS

[08:02] TG: you dont actually watch that shit do u

[08:02] HS: itS human romance

[08:03] HS: i watch it So i know about your culture

[08:03] HS: and your relationShipS

[08:03] HS: thiS iS how i have determined that i Should offer to clean your pool.

[08:03] HS: but

[08:03] HS: you are not here and i don't know if you have a pool

[08:03] HS: Sorry boob priSoner.

[08:04] TG: i certainly do not have a pool!

[08:04] TG: but swimming is fun

[08:04] HS: we could go Swimming~

[08:05] HS: i hear about thiS thing called 'Skinny dipping'

[08:05] HS: it SoundS fun ;)

[08:05] TG: now now now!

[08:05] TG: were not that close

[08:06] HS: well

[08:06] HS: what will it take to get that cloSe

[08:06] TG: guard guy

[08:06] TG: you actually seem kind of perverted

[08:08] HS: what but i am juSt going by all the courtShip ritualS your human romance movieS Show

[08:08] HS: wait iS perverted a good thing?

[08:08] HS: in which caSe yeS i am very perverted

[08:08] TG: NO ITS NOT A GOOD THING

[08:08] TG: those arent romance movies!!!!!!!!

[08:08] TG: those are dirty pooners

[08:09] TG: poonos*

[08:09] TG: prons*

[08:09] HS: but it Said on the cover romace movieS.

[08:09] HS: thiS iS Surely the way to Suduce human femaleS.

[08:10] HS: all of the femaleS fall for the male in theSe.

[08:10] TG: its rlly not tho! take it from me

[08:10] HS: So it haS to work.

[08:10] TG: ima femee

[08:10] TG: those movies lie to you THEY ARE ALL LIES

[08:10] HS: i know i Saw your aweSome boobS

[08:10] HS: but

[08:10] HS: that iS all i know D:

[08:10] TG: you need to watch tinatnit

[08:10] TG: titanitc*

[08:10] TG: titanic*

[08:11] HS: Hm

[08:12] HS: give me a few SecondS your time

[08:12] HS: ok

[08:12] HS: i have watched that movie you Said about

[08:12] TG: what just happened

[08:12] TG: oh no i get it!

[08:12] TG: you did the crazy timey thing with the messagey thing

[08:12] HS: yeS

[08:12] HS: So

[08:13] HS: from what i could gather

[08:13] HS: i muSt draw you naked

[08:13] HS: then you will leave your current partner

[08:13] HS: then i will aSk you to Save me

[08:13] HS: and you will ultimately let me die

[08:14] HS: i think i prefered the romance from the other romance movieS :(

[08:14] TG: tittanice is a beautiful movie and wonderful love

[08:14] TG: and its a TRUE story from what i gather

[08:15] HS: So you will end up leaving me or dead after i draw you naked?

[08:17] TG: if i loved you that much then I WOULD NEVER LET YOU GO

[08:17] TG: did you not listen to anything in the movie

[08:18] HS: but

[08:18] HS: She did let him go

[08:18] HS: there waS room for two and She let him go

[08:18] TG: yes well thats because every movie has its flaws

[08:18] HS: but i alSo get to draw you naked and then have Sex with you in the back o one of thoSe carS

[08:18] HS: can we do that

[08:18] HS: then i will be fine with you drowing me

[08:20] TG: um........... i dont think so

[08:20] HS: but you juSt Said that waS human romance :(

[08:22] TG: yes but the feels have 2 be mutual

[08:22] HS: i...See.

[08:22] HS: i think

[08:22] HS: So um

[08:22] HS: what did you do after the StripteaSe?

[08:22] HS: itS the laSt thing i remember.

[08:23] HS: So

[08:23] HS: uh

[08:23] HS: after you eScaped

[08:23] HS: how you been?

[08:23] TG: ive been better now that im not in prison anymore

[08:24] HS: well thatS good

[08:24] HS: i uh

[08:24] HS: got put into Slavery

[08:24] HS: becauSe you eScaped

[08:27] TG: W8 WHAT

[08:27] HS: well

[08:27] HS: they we'rnt to happy with the whole,

[08:28] HS: 'priSoner eScaped becauSe i Saw her boobS' thing

[08:28] HS: So they forced me to work 24/7 with no pay and little food.

[08:28] HS: but it waS cool, i Still had acceSS to my old footage, and at leaSt you eScaped :)

[08:31] TG: i suppose! but thats still bad 4 u!

[08:31] HS: well

[08:31] HS: the torture waS a bit painful

[08:32] HS: and Same with the whole well

[08:32] HS: branding

[08:32] HS: but i eScaped with Derek So itS all good now :)

[08:32] HS: So uh

[08:37] TG: yes????

[08:40] HS: well i mean

[08:40] HS: have you been uh

[08:40] HS: Safe?

[08:40] HS: your not dead?

[08:48] TG: i think im pretty alive

[08:49] -- hunkiliciousSexyguard [HS] ceased pestering tipsyGnostic [TG] at 20:49 --

[08:49] -- hunkiliciousSexyguard [HS] began pestering tipsyGnostic [TG] at 20:49 --

[08:50] HS: damn it cloSed

[08:50] HS: Sorry

[08:50] HS: but uh

[08:50] HS: Seeing aS we are both

[08:50] HS: you know

[08:50] HS: not priSonerS anymore

[08:50] HS: we could perhapS like

[08:51] HS: get Some vodka or Something Someday?

[08:53] TG: that sounds nice!!!

[08:54] HS: it doeS?

[08:54] HS: i mean

[08:54] HS: of courSe it doeS!

[08:54] HS: itS with me So thatS obviouS

[08:54] HS: but uh

[08:54] HS: i'm at um...

[08:54] HS: a random forreSt place.

[08:55] HS: i made a little hut for mySelf.

[08:55] HS: well

[08:55] HS: Derek did

[08:55] HS: i juSt Sit here

[08:58] TG: i would love to meet you there sometime but something came up

[08:58] TG: ill get back to you as soon as i can!!!!!

[08:58] TG: kisses!

[08:58] -- tipsyGnostic [TG] ceased pestering hunkiliciousSexyguard [HS] at 20:58 --

[rogueroxy-blog]

==> Roxy: Still be alive.

Of course you're still alive. You've been existing for quite a while actually. You just don't know how. You are assuming that you've been sleeping a lot though and probably drinking too. You bet that you've walked around camp quite a bit and you're sure that you've been your same awesome self, but nothing happened that's worthy enough to remember. You suppose that now all you have left to do is hope that other people exist enough for you to communicate with them. Since it's been so long, you have no idea where anyone is or what they might possibly be doing. 

==> Roxy: Wander till you find someone with answers.

[rogueroxy-blog]

==> Roxy, try to make sense of what's happening.

You're not sure where you've been, but that's normal. Right now, you want to figure out where you are and what you're going to do about it. There is a slight chance that you need to find the new camp and take note of the changes that have taken place for the Rebels, but perhaps you weren't paying attention when they told you where that was. If you can't debrief with them about the new plans and such, then you should probably debrief yourself about... well, yourself. 

You have not exactly changed at all.

That was not very difficult at all. Here you were thinking that you would have to tap into your own mind and analyse everything that was Roxy Lalonde, but it was as easy and noticing not a single difference. Perhaps it is because you were always just the normal Roxy and you're still just the normal Roxy. You hope it's that easy for everyone else, but with their disappearance and your sudden once again naivety to everything that is happening, you're not sure about a single thing.

==> Be somewhere and hope you're not alone.

[rogueroxy-blog]

I should probably deem myself to be on a short hiatus.

I am going away for the week, so I most likely will not be on for a few days. 

[rogueroxy-blog]

Runawaystuck John

Netsplit quits: None

CMB: well then...

CTG: netsplits were always atoying as hell

CTG: *n

CMB: netsplit??

CMB: whats that??

CTG: basically dickonections

CTG: *dis

CMB: oh! like when someone disappears??

CSC: oh god

CSC: shes talking to me again

CTG: yeah dave who

CMB: who is??

CSC: shes going to go slower and hurt him more

CMB: who is it??

CSC: my john

CSC: the one from my timeline

CMB: whos saying this though??

CSC: the one with the numbers and the teal

CSC: the one with the mace and the fucking metal thing on her face

CTG: cat lady????

CMB: block her if you have so much trouble with her!

CSC: shes going to break him and theres not a fucking thing i can do to stop her

CSC: how

CMB: theres a button on the chat that says block??

CSC: but

CMB: she doesnt have your john dave.

CMB: shes bluffing.

CTG: dave itll be all right

-- CURRENT tipsyGnostic [CTG] wraps her arms around the bird --

-- CURRENT mutinousBotanist [CMB] joins what's turning into a hug pile --

CMB: how would they get him??

-- CURRENT sapientCorvus [CSC] just shakes, hugging back with his good arm --

CSC: the same way they got me

CSC: he cant fly

CSC: he cant fight

CSC: he wouldnt even know theyre coming

CMB: hes fine okay??

CSC: it was probably easy for them to get him

CMB: dont think like that!

-- CURRENT sapientCorvus [CSC] has curled his hands into fists and is digging into his palms with his taloned fingers --

CMB: if hes like my brother he can defend himself against them easily.

CMB: he wouldnt be hurt and they wouldnt be able to get him.

CSC: you dont know him

CSC: hes sweet

CSC: hes wonderful

CSC: hes the best person ive ever met

CSC: but hes not a fighter

CSC: not my john

CSC: thats not what our world was like

CSC: he can probably

CSC: no

CSC: definitely

CSC: dance better than he can fight

CSC: sure i grew up in a cage

CSC: but most people dont

CMB: they arent going to hurt him okay??

CSC: hes not as hardened as i am

CSC: theyre already hurting him

CMB: they wouldnt.

CMB: they cant okay??

CAA ceased responding to memo.

CSC: how come

CSC: what would stop them

CMB: trust me.

CTG: well stop them

CTG: we need to figure ourselves out here first

CTG: then we can deal with in there

CTG: okay dave

CSC: but

CSC: shes going to make him a project

CSC: and hunt me down

CSC: and take me back

CSC: and i could never hurt john

CSC: even if hes hurting me

CSC: i gotta save him before that happens

CTG: well figure something out before that happens i swaar

CTG: dave you just need to hold on

CTG: once we move camp we will go in there and find him

CMB: i promise we will.

CTG: i will give my life to bring him back for you okay

CSC: nonono i cant let you guys get hurt for me

CSC: stop

CSC: you cant just

CMB: no ones going to get hurt.

CSC: just say that youll die for this

CSC: dont do that

[rogueroxy-blog]

Possible Raid

CURRENT analyzingApostasy [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAA: I have opened this memo because I have been dropped a hint that there may be another raid on our camp soon.

CURRENT mutinousBotanist [CMB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CMB: oh no!

CURRENT sapientCorvus [CSC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSC: shit

CSC: maybe

CTG: i think that might be okay bcuz we have to move camp anyway right

CSC: wait

CSC: i had an idea

CMB: who tipped you off??

CSC: maybe we take down the camp and just hide our shit really well

CAA: Well, it was someone who called themselves an Enforcer.

CSC: and while theyre trying to find us

CSC: we go and break out prisoners

CSC: last place theyd look is where they came from

CMB: its far too dangerous to go in there though.

CTG: idk dave i think we need to evacuate and worry bout oursleeves be4 we save otehrs

CTG: *selves

CAA: I told him I was not Rose, and he said that it was a shame, because he intended to insult the rebellion and me, mess with my head and maybe drop some hints about the mentioned raid.

CTG: who could belieave youre not rose

CTG: *leaf

CTG: *leave

CAA: I know.

CAA: It is believe, Roxy.

CTG: rose this isnt the time

CTG: jade have u and john fond a place for us to go

CTG: *found

CAA: If you insist.

CMB: were working on it.

CAA: Moving camp should be our top priority.

CSC: well

CTG: we have to leave before anyone can attack us again

CSC: i could probably look for a good spot by air

CSC: though

CSC: if i can see it by air

CSC: not too well hidden i guess

CTG: pree much

CAA: I agree.

CSC: with my shoulder like this i cant exactly help move supplies

CSC: i feel useless

CSC: rose youre the analytical one

CSC: how do i help

CAA: Hmmm...

CAA: You can scout, and watch for enemies from the air.

CAA: As well, I could use you in the makeshift infirmary we have.

CSC: how

CSC: what can i do for sick people

CMB: use the book!

CMB: ill find some of the plants that are there for you okay??

CAA: I can teach you. I am currently quite short on hands.

CAA: And yes, of course, Jade.

CMB: theres enough to be able to help some of the ones with burns and stuff in there i know that.

CAA: Yes, hopefully.

CTG: i guess dirk and i will stay look out then

CSH ceased responding to memo.

CAA: I must tend to affairs.

CAA: I will see you all soon.

CMB: that sounds good roxy.

CMB: okay! bye rose! :)

CTG: bye lalone

[rogueroxy-blog]

Roxy Found Jake... Maybe?

-- omniscientTerror [OT] began pestering tipsyGnostic [TG] --

OT: Hello!!

-- omniscientTerror [OT] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --

TG: jake is that you

OT: Ofcourse it is! Who else would it be? Some sort of copycat? Hahahahahahaha!

TG: well youre reppin a new handle there

OT: Well i dont want want those dastardly guards seeing i am online

TG: this is true!!!

TG: where have u even ben

TG: *bene

OT: Locked up in a very green room

OT: Its horridly green in here

TG: maybe bcuz youre just a movie star you know

TG: lime sheets could be anything with the right graphics

OT: Blah! Well i am so tired of it

OT: Where are you

TG: near the rebel camp which might not be the rebel camp anymore since some1 kind of wrecked our cover

OT: Rebel camp

OT: THERE ARE REBELS!!!

TG: jake were rebels

OT: WE are

TG: you are a rebel right

OT: I didnt know was suppose to be one

TG: well i dont think we have a choice

TG: we have to stop the condentrate

TG: *conentrations

TG: *condefterate

TG: *conbitch

OT: Who?

TG: BATTERWITCH

OT: Oh

OT: Youre on that again

TG: and you should get on me with it

TG: *get on it with me

TG: do you still not know whats going on

OT: No

OT: Last i recall

OT: i was having a ripsnorting good time exploring

OT: and then i wake up in this green room

OT: drinking a nice cup of tea

TG: well tea is all nice and pastey but this is kind of serious

TG: and after what has actually happened

TG: i think you should maybe believe me now

TG: *tastey

OT: Well what is happening

OT: Oh!!!

OT: I haft to go roxy

TG: what why

OT: My host seems to have come back

TG: who

OT: He seems annoyed

TG: jake what

OT: Welp!! Sorry to go but ill try and talk to you later

OT: Bye rox!!

-- omniscientTerror [OT] ceased pestering tipsyGnostic [TG] --

[rogueroxy-blog]

The Lolynads

-- analyzingApostasy [AA] began messaging tipsyGnostic [TG] --

AA: Hello, Roxy.

TG: drill a screw

TG: who are you

AA: It's me, Rose.

TG: oh i was worried

AA: Don't tell me I've never pestered you before.

AA: I have a question for you.

TG: shot

TG: *shoot

AA: Alright, then.

AA: Has someone pestered you by the handle of "blindedJustice"?

TG: yeah cat lady right

AA: I was not aware that this person was a cat lady.

TG: i dont think she is

AA: She or he types in "1337 speak".

TG: yea

AA: Well, has this person given you any advice?

TG: not per sifically

TG: she tried to tell me things about dirk though

TG: and im not sure how much of what she said was legitimate

AA: I believe she is unlegitimate

TG: good because if she wasnt then dirk might be kind of brainwashed

TG: *was????

TG: i dont even know but you get my point

AA: She attempted to give me advice, then gave up and said some vaguely threatening things.

AA: Basically, this person is trying to sow dissent among us.

TG: only you would understand how to sow anything

AA: If you weren't always drunk, you would understand the saying.

TG: no i get it dont worry about me

AA: Alright.

AA: Spread the word, then.

TG: what word

TG: i thought this little information was kind of obvious

AA: It may have been more slander, but this person implied that she had easily managed to convince others of our league of her sincerity.

TG: jade

TG: i bet it was jade

AA: I shall inform her of this the next time I see her, or the next time she is online, then.

TG: that would be all well and good miss rose

AA: That statement seems to imply a "but" to follow it.

AA: However, it may just be your convoluted grammar.

TG: my grammar is fine i just have no idea what would aftercede the word but

TG: a butt is implied and present but this but is confusing

TG: so to speak

AA: A posterior?

TG: or just a blantant recollection of how screwed we are

AA: I see.

TG: i must go back to solving the how do i make alcohol out here riddle though

TG: soooooooooo good day lalynod

AA: I may be able to pick some up the next time I go for supplies.

TG: that would be wonderful

AA: Well.

AA: So long.

-- analyzingApostasy [AA] stopped messaging tipsyGnostic [TG] --

[insurgenceuprising-blog]

Hey. Roxy.

[insurgenceuprising-blog]

“Shouldn’t be that difficult.” You set the little girl carefully in your lap, only a moment later realizing that she’d somehow snagged your shades. Whoops. 

“That’s… blocking someone on Pesterchum. I think.” You gently take your glasses back from Rosalyn, looking up at Dave. “I can try and teach you, if you’d like.”

[syzygialcorvidae]

Dave smiles at Roxy, saying softly, “The girl is Phoenix and the boy is Robin” He turns to Dirk and nods, “Yeah I think it said block… I’d like to learn how to do that. There’s some people who I’d rather never talked to me again, so yeah, I’ll take all the help I can get. I talked to John and apparently when they took me from my home they also took me from my time. Till I had that conversation, I was under the impression it was the year 1926 for you guys too.”

[rogueroxy-blog]

Roxy played with Phoenix's hair/feathers? and smiled as her own Rosalyn made friends with Dave's kid. "I don't think you get how easy it is to use computers. All you have to do is click block and presto you have safety." 

[insurgenceuprising-blog]

Hey. Roxy.

[insurgenceuprising-blog]

[You shift Rosalime Applejacklyn in your arms and turn toward Dave, watching the way he’s carrying and encouraging those feathery little bastards. He’s so much better at this than either of you are, somehow.]

Yeah, uhm. Suffice it to say we have absolutely no idea what to do. 

[Echoing Roxy’s motion, you pat the ground in an offer for Dave to sit, and watch him with a tiny smile.]

What’re you stuck on, with computers, though?

[syzygialcorvidae]

Dave sits down, giving a nod of thanks to the both of them before he winces as Phoenix decides to cling to his hurt shoulder. He puts Robin down on the ground and reaches over with his good hand to gently detach the child, “Well, most of what you do with them is make sure they don’t hurt themselves, feed them and humor them. With the computers I’m stuck on doing everything. Is there a way to make someone else stop talking? I think John did it to me by accident once.”

[rogueroxy-blog]

Roxy reaches forward and grabs Phoenix, pulling him into her arms. "I spose being a mom can't be so bad." You don't actually know Phoenix's name though, so that's why you ask. "Who is this little pie of cute?" 

[insurgenceuprising-blog]

Hey. Roxy.

[insurgenceuprising-blog]

Applejack? Heh. 

Yeah.. We have to do something about her, being that we’ve got absolutely no business parenting.

But what?

[syzygialcorvidae]

Dave walks over to where Roxy and Dirk are talking, carrying Robin in his arms and with Phoenix trailing behind him. Both of the feathery toddlers are attempting to whistle, with Dave encouraging and showing how its done. “So… I’m actually doing okay at watching these and I’ve got nothing better to do. If you guys need help with them, you can ask me. Also I heard you understand… uhhh…” he takes a moment, sounding out the word, “Com-pu-ters, and I’ve been talking to people on them, but I still don’t get much about them…”

[rogueroxy-blog]

Roxy smiles at the little ones following the Dave around and places her hands on her crossed legs. She moves to stand up but changes her mind, patting the ground beside her to invite Dave to sit. "What don't you understand?" She pushes her skirt down between her legs to avoid giving the manly hen a crotch shot, and grabs her bottle to take a shot of her own. 

[insurgenceuprising-blog]

Hey. Roxy.

What the hell kind of business do we have raising a kid.

==>Because you have no idea. You really don’t.

[rogueroxy-blog]

we got none business buster rino 

but no good parents we cant be so well have to do something about rosa......lime

*rosalyn

*applejack

[rogueroxy-blog]

Roxy.

You have two babies. What are you going to do?

==> Shnops shopts shots 

[aurelia-a-deactivated20130306]

please let me hug you

just this once

[rogueroxy-blog]

 rebelliousalphastrider replied to your post: rebelliousalphastrider replied to...

Penis enough? Heh, you may be right, there. All the anon said was ‘the last person you touched’, so. Crack or not, here we are.

what r we even supposed to do with it 

[rogueroxy-blog]

rebelliousalphastrider replied to your post: RoLal? Anons struck, and… well… [You shift the little girl in your arms, holding her out carefully to Roxy. You’re still confused as to how this even happened, but hey.]

I don’t know. I feel like this is weirdly familiar except.. Yeah, we don’t even.

its not like we would even if we could because you know with jake and all having your heart i dont think i could be penis enough for you

this anon must be on crack because were like sibs anyway