Ripley: So…who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Dallas: I did, I broke it-
Ripley: No, no you didn’t. Kane?
Kane: Don’t look at me, look at Brett.
Brett: What? I didn’t break it.
Kane: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Brett: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Parker: If it matters, probably not but…Lambert was the last one to use it.
Lambert: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Parker: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Lambert: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Parker!
Dallas: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Ripley.
Ripley: No. Who broke it?
Brett: [whispering] Ripley, Ash has been awfully quiet-
Ripley: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.