#not 30

[moss-matrix]

i think everyones trying to take my money

the money i dont have

because what do you mean i want tomodaci and the rottmnt art book? thats $100, without tax

I HAVE $47

IM BROKE AS SHIT

AND I NEED BOTH ITEMS

WHAT DO I DO????

[ghostie123]

My spouse (30) @ the DMV: can you fill out these papers for me 🥺👉👈

[1864th]

vnc chapter 45 page 24 what does it all mean

[polka-spots]

Me: yeah I still feel bad about that time I beat my boss' kid at video games. But it's kinda hard to fake losing that type of game

My mum: sign of a wasted youth.

Me: pardon?

Mum: it's a sign you spent too much time playing video games and wasted your youth

Me: it's not wasted if I enjoyed it.

Mum: I disagree

Me, internally: well then what was I meant to do? Hang out with friends I couldn't visit because you didn't want to drop me in town because we live half an hour from the nearest city of civilisation?

Me, externally: *leaves the room*

Note: I didn't really play that many video games until THIS YEAR. I used to just play like Minecraft and Skyrim and spent most of the time reading. I now play video games to keep in touch with friends in different states and overseas, or who live more than hour away.

[sikeyaout]

[casorasi]

Americans near 50, not 30, are buying homes, Deutsche Bank says

NEW YORK - The vision underpinning the American dream - of fresh-faced young people buying a first home with a white-picket fence - hasn't held up well. It turns out that the median age of the U.S. home buyer is… Americans near 50, not 30, are buying homes, Deutsche Bank says

[piatty29033]

YouTube now counts ‘engagement’ for YouTube for action ads at 10 seconds, not 30

YouTube now counts ‘engagement’ for YouTube for action ads at 10 seconds, not 30 Google says the new attribution will better reflect the role of video in the customer journey, but it also changes the way advertisers are charged for views. Please visit Search Engine Land for the full article. https://ift.tt/2OrPpA9