#not a pairing

[midna-chavelink]

Princess Kirby and his Knight

[funlusers]

"Then put on a sweater, okay?"

!! Not a pairing !!

[your-favs-are-bpd4npd]

welcome!!

yet another gimmick blog. you know how this goes by now. in case you don't: you submit a pairing through asks, i put them on a silly little flag for you.

the pairing does not have to be strictly romantic, it does not have to be monogamous, it does not have to be canon. go wild

please remember to include which of the pairing has bpd and which has npd, as i might not be familiar with it

have fun, (mostly) anything goes, don't be dicks etc.

[teamfreewill56-blog]

Sometimes Rivals are just Rivals

First off, if you disagree with my post don’t comment or reblog. I will not read or respond to it. 

You have your opinions and fan pairings and I have mine. My views are based off of the evidence given in the manga and movie. 

Kyojuro and Akaza are not a pairing, Kyojuro isn't attracted or romantically interested in Akaza at all. They are rivals and meant to be foils of each other and they do that perfectly. Not all rivals are a secret pairing/pining pairing. Everything Akaza says just pisses Kyojuro off, even when he’s “praising” him and Kyojuro flat out tells Akaza: 

“What is it you would like to discuss? While this is our first time meeting, I already dislike you.”

“If that is the case I do not believe we will ever get along.”

“Both growing old, and passing away, these are things that make being human beautiful, those may seem like weaknesses to you but our lives are all the more precious and honorable because of them.  You see true strength does not just refer to the physical body. This boy is not weak. Don’t insult him. Let me be clear, the two of us will never see eye to eye. No matter what -twisted reasons you give- I will not yield!” (Important to notice that when Kyojuro says this in particular Akaza frowns, because Kyojuro just struck a nerve because Akaza in that moment did believe Tanjiro was weak.)

“Let me make this clear, I do not like you. I will not become a demon!”

As Akaza is running away he’s not feeling bad Kyojuro is gonna die at all “This battle’s already been decided, with a wound like that, he’ll die before long!” And there is absolutely no sadness about the fact that Kyojuro’s gonna die. Akaza doesn’t even think about him again until Tanjiro brings him up in their fight. When Kyojuro is brought up, Akaza immediately ridicules him, he lays it on as praise but it’s not and Tanjiro calls him out on it. Just because you are saying compliments doesn’t mean that you mean it.  

Remember that Tanjiro can smell people’s emotions even if they are smiling and being happy. Akaza is saying these flowery words but they are not compliments, they are insults. “I’m glad Kyojuro died that night.....his worthless values made him want to stay human.” and then he immediately says “I only despise the weak” after just confirming to Tanjiro that to him Kyojuro was a weakling even though he’s trying to deflect with the words that he uses. He says it as flattery and makes it sound like compliments to hide that its an insult. Akaza has such a hatred for what he perceives as weakness that Tanjiro calling him out on it makes him feel such disgust that he briefly loses his composure. Do I believe that he really wanted to make Kyojuro a demon and truly admired his abilities? Yes, I do believe Akaza was truly impressed because he loves fighting and he loves seeing people’s strength and their skills. But he also lays on that same praise heavy with Giyuu, in the exact same way he did with Kyojuro. 

He praises Giyuu’s techniques heavily, and flat out says “I’m going to ask you over and over until you tell me your name” and then lights up like a Christmas tree when he hears Giyuu’s name. Every single thing he did in the fight with Kyojuro he does with Giyuu as well. Every. Single. Thing. That’s Akaza’s schtick: asking your name, getting you to use all your attacks, trying to convince you to become a demon and laying on the praise so that you will agree to become a demon while he’s actually insulting you. Once you've shown him all your attacks he kills you. Kyojuro shows his hatred for Akaza so clearly, and he doesn’t give Akaza even a fleeting thought once he’s gone either. He was just a demon that attacked them, that Kyojuro fought and got killed by, he wasn’t anything significant to him. Akaza replies in kind by being a swarmy little smartass, Akaza never gets flustered, never thinks about Kyojuro after their fight, even though we spend a significant amount of time in his head while he’s talking with Muzan, Kyojuro was just another Hashira on Akaza’s chalk board. He put Kyojuro down the instant he’s brought up, there’s no attraction in that relationship, because they’re rivals and foils, and they act as such. When Akaza dies, he doesn’t think about Kyojuro either, he thinks about the people he does actually love, his father, his mentor and his wife and no one else. Not all rivals are secretly in love with each other, sometimes they really do just hate each other’s guts and it’s a good and valid relationship. 

Again, if you disagree with this feel free to go elsewhere and do not comment or reblog. I WILL NOT RESPOND. 

[purpleorange]

♬Jolyne, Jolyne, Jolyne, Jolyne 

Oh, I'm begging of you please don't take my man 

Jolyne, Jolyne, Jolyne, Jolyne 

 Please don't take him even though you can♬

[pancakesfor2]

Characters: Peter Parker & Tony Stark

Pairing: None

Written for @wehaveabucky ’s  2.5k writing challenge

Prompt: “I told you to duck”

Warnings: None (unless fluff counts)

Word Count: 532

Peter Parker wanted to die, or maybe just move to Antarctica and never be seen again, anything to get out of the situation he was in right now. They were making some new long-lasting webs when something went wrong and the beaker exploded. Peter, with his enhanced senses, was lucky enough to realize something was going wrong before it did and had just enough time to yell duck before the fluid went everywhere. He was able to escape the incident unharmed but Tony, on the other hand, was encaged in a dome made of webs. 

“Shit! Shit! Shit! Mr. Stark, I’m so sorry!” Peter exclaims, knocking their notes to the floor. 

“Don't worry about it kid, we couldn’t have known that the enhanced formula didn’t react well with heat” he replies while trying to get out of the enclosure that had formed around him. 

“It doesn’t look like you’re getting out of there anytime soon. It’ll be at least 24 hours before the webs start to dissolve. I guess you could say this is a sticky situation” Peter quips, grinning. 

“Yeah, well until I can get out of this thing, you’re stuck here with me. Friday can you order us our regular from the pizza place down the street?” Realizing he had played into Peter’s sticky pun, he continues, “And yes I did hear what I just said.”

“Wait a second,” Peter pauses “What do you mean? Aren’t we going to try and get you out?”

“Nah, we’re having a slumber party,” 

“A slumber party?” 

“What? Don’t tell me you and your buddy Ned don’t get together and talk about that nerd stuff you seem to like so much. Also, it’s kind of your fault I’m stuck in this thing” 

“Well, yeah but we’re 16, you’re like old. Plus, I told you to duck” he says without thinking.

“I’m sorry did you just call me old?” 

“Too old for slumber parties, yes.” 

“You’re never too old for slumber parties kid, can you get the projector setup? I don’t see us getting up to the screening room tonight but you can’t have a sleepover without movies.”

Peter doesn’t know what to say, he expected Mr. Stark to at least be semi-upset with him but he was taking it like it was the most normal thing in the world. He was stuck in a web cage for crying out loud! But instead of trying to get him out they were going to watch movies? He wasn’t going to complain though, so he got up from where he was sitting and went to get the projector to begin their night of movies. 

After 12 hours and 6 different movies, Tony was finally starting to get restless. He had been sitting in the same position since they had started and it was either that or stand. He didn’t want to fall asleep in case the enclosure started to dissolve and he ended up sprawled on the lab floor.

Peter, somehow, was as awake as ever and talking about a mile a minute. They had just finished watching Return of the Jedi and he was explaining one of his intricate fan theories, of which he had many and then suddenly, he stopped. 

“Hey, Mr. Stark?”

“Yeah, kid?”  

“How do you not have to go to the bathroom?”  

[viridinvidia]

I bet they'd main Junkrat and Roadhog tbh

Flat color bc I'm lazy and it's 6am