call my penis "dead horse" the way i beat it

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call my penis "dead horse" the way i beat it
original comic by @ballisticpurple
whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here?
ragebait?? no, no, its ragebate. it pisses me off yes but in a way that makes me hard. so that i can jerk it. to the jerk.
check inside your pants. what direction is your erection pointing today? thats the direction of your life this week. prepare accordingly.
breaking: wonkas willy indickted on multiple counts of fucking the chocolate