dicksizer

penis pope and jackoff jester

[dicksizer]

hi i'm dicksizer

i tell you how big a dick posts have

you're welcome

[dicksizer]

new strap goofin'

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[dicksizer]

6.2 inches (and getting bigger)

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[orcposts]

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use hand on genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals on hand

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> help

[orcposts]

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

[goblinposts]

man fuck this game

[dicksizer]

who could say if it was their penis or not.... theyre completely inscrotable.......

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[dicksizer]

shelter me from the storm, o cock of ages

[the-sleepy-eel]

the pain stays hard but i stay harder #boner

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

update:

[thanksgivingsandwich]

We should all do this

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

hey patrick can you see my feet

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

[imgonnaliveforever1998-deactiva]

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

[dicksizer]

oim joikin my poinis

[dicksizer]

*puts a smaller than average dildo up to my lips like a cigarette and takes a puff* yup.....

[dicksizer]

*puts a smaller than average dildo up to my lips like a cigarette and takes a puff* yup.....

[spamtown-usa]

The Mysterious Pervert has reblogged your post

The Mysterious Pervert has deleted their reblog

Lovely Mutual has reblogged your post

[trickstertime]

Lovely mutual liked that risqué post

Mysterious pervert reblogged that risqué post immediately afterwards

Lovely mutual liked different risqué post

Mysterious pervert reblogged that different risqué post immediately afterwards

[dicksizer]

all i know is suck hot dick and sigh