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penis pope and jackoff jester

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hi i'm dicksizer

i tell you how big a dick posts have

you're welcome

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if you liked him you shouldve put a cockring on him

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if you liked him you shouldve put a cockring on him

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peeny for your thots?

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peeny for your thots?

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carls penis has begun pointing toward the same fixed point in the sky for several weeks now. we asked an astronomer friend to check it out with their observatory telescope and she said it seems to be pointing at a binary pulsar and orange dwarf pair in sagitarrius.

were not quite sure what it all means but weve started calling his penis goatman in the meantime.

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*writes another erection into my dick note*

enjoy your stiffy, craig from milwaukee. i apologize it is happening in the middle of the fruits and vegetables aisle.

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hello, im the fellatio critic: i suck the dick so you dont have to

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i cast itchy balls at level 99 and set the duration to 'infinite', then end my turn and take hit off the dongbong

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*steals your fruit with my prehensile penis*

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what if cock was one of us? just a stranger boutta bust?

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:^)

notice how my nose is erect right now? thats how you know something smells good

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it is my solemn oath that, one day, we will find a cure for monopenis. this terrible affliction must be relegated to the anals of history as soon as possible.

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"cum into my parlor" said the spider to the fly

living its bdsm dreams, the fly happily obliged

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what if cock was one of us? just a stranger boutta bust?