#not aes

[doewoe]

[bithegarden]

Feel that I must say this as several young folks have followed me recently: Please use critical thinking skills with regard to the ideologies you find online. You are not a TERF, you are 17 and looking for a fun new type of feminism to try. Don't let them indoctrinate you.

[avenusbeetle]

pickled asparagus

ohhh my god

[decaffleabag]

🍁🍗🌻Happy WOKESGIVING! 🤭🍖🍂

Today we celebrate the day pilgrims and Native Americans changed their pronouns from THEY/THEM ♀️♂️ to WE/US🏳️‍⚧️⚧️. The poor pilgrims were STARVING but thanks to the KIND NATIVE AMERICANS ✊🏽🇺🇸 (and NEDA🫃👼) they SURVIVED and THRIVED🍴🍆

Remember🤔💭what you're 🙌THANKFUL FOR🙏 and prepare to GIVE IT AWAY📦🏠 as REPARATIONS😭

Whether your “PP” stands for 🎃PUMPKIN PIE🥧 or ⏰PLANNED PARENTHOOD 🧑‍🍼🚫, it’s time to gather round the dining table🍽️ in your rent-controlled kitchenette🏠 with your CHOSEN FAMILY👷🏽‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧑‍🎤👥, throw around the old 🍃VEGAN PLEATHER "pig skin" 🐖🏈and watch the BIG GAME (same sex ice dancing)🛼🏳️‍⚧️❄️.

Before we begin, let’s make sure everyone brought their special DEIsh!😋🍽️🤤

🥘POTLUCK LIST:

Zohran MOM/DADDY🧔🏽‍♀️: 💉Narcan

Nancy Pelussy: 🪱Ivermectin

Ivanka 👩‍❤️‍👨: 🛢️UTI preventative(cranberry sauce)

Bill Clinton: 🍁Festive tablecloth

Obamna: 💯“hot dogs”

Joe BI-den 🩷💜💙: 👨‍🌾Soda

Remember NOT to ask for LIGHT MEAT 🍗✋🏻 or DARK MEAT🦃✋🏽 because WE DON'T SEE COLOR. ✊🏽👁🫦👁

Grandma's family cASSerole recipe is to DEI for! 👵☠️UH-OH! The White House 🙋‍♂️🏰called😱

🚨RELEASE the FILES🗂️of grandma's secret recipe!🚨The secret ingredients are 🙈guns, 🙉germs, and 🙊steel 🤫

Send to 🔟 people in your P♾️LYCULE🤹🧑‍🤝‍🧑👬👭 or you will be VOTED OUT! 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️❌😭🏝

🔴If you get 1️⃣ back, you take “land acknowledgement” to a WHOLE new level!😱Pack it up MONARCH!🤴🇬🇧👑 We’re putting you n your crew BACK on the GAYflower🌻🚢🌊🚣‍♂️

🟡If you get 5️⃣ back, you have to STUFF the turkey (after getting its consent🥺)

🟢If you get 🔟back, you ATE dinner at 2 PM and left no CRXMBS! 🍗🤤

📥After this message hits your work inbox 📨, you’ll have to update your 👥LinkedIn🧑‍🎓status to 🟢“Open to WOKE.” 🏳️‍🌈📈💼

Happy HALALidays!🥙🎁

Love,

Katie and Nikki ❤️

[roadkxlls]

if i reblog AI art without realizing it, please let me know with the post link if possible. i want to avoid it as much as i can but its getting harder to tell. you can send me an ask (anon should be on iirc) or a dm

would appreciate it greatly, thanks all

[toytheatre]

ugh you guys i would honestly love to share my current passion with you which is perfume but there's so little to actually post about it when you're into indies and the bottles aren't fancy and you buy decants anyway. BPAL does have a collection i'm somewhat aesthetically obsessed with but i don't own any....

[shaddollconstruct]

My bf convinced me to get back into d2 only for me to immediately get fuckin flash banged by the absolute ass that is the new gear system man. Why is all the streams twab etc abt the gear shit it’s gonna be bad and I’ll put up with it show me the goddamn expansion I’m supposed to spend 100 bucks on Jesus Christ lmao