#not bf

[dollymaybe]

This man saw that I have geodes and other crystals on my bookcase last time he was here, and was like “hey I couldn’t find any of these little fuckers you like but I brought you this.”

It’s a fucking raccoon mandible.

[dailyboifang]

i hate this blog bc every time u post i remember how gay these idiots are and then i have to lay down for a bit just to cope bc how dare they (affectionate)

GOOD that is the purpose of this blog 👍👍

[asexual-ashlynx]

I need y’all to keep in mind I only make posts at 3 am

[catching-bananas]

They sat in the middle of the crowd, watching as everyone poked and prodded at them. Strangely enough, they didn’t hate it, especially with all the compliments.

“You're so pretty!”

“I love your name!”

“Pesto.”

“What do you think about torture?”

Okay, so maybe it was a little chaotic. But then again they just dropped in and...are they getting a divorce? Wait they're back together again, nevermind.

Aww cute cat...is that a frederick being rejected emote? Holy crap he’s wearing makeup?

Everyone is telling them not to question it.

Then, like the Red Sea, everyone parted to the side to let this person pass. He was decked out in merch covered with these two guys; one was blond and the other a brunette. Everyone chanted their name as he scuttled towards the person in the middle.

“Hewwo there. Would you like to learn about ArthurAlex?”

[fyeahbananafish]

Not Banana Fish related but happy asexual awereness week yall! I would love to hear some of your banana fish ace headcanons if you got any 🖤

[lynxash]

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[loveinthebackleftpocket]

Dating... its fucking hard.

Remember when I had a magical time in Korea and fell in "love" with this boy. Yeah, too good to be true. As soon as we parted ways and went back to our respective homes back in the states. Communication was slim to none and not very reciprocated back. Last week, I went on a date and the guy was fine. But we/I just didn't feel a connection. + his voice reminded me of an annoying friend. And tonight, I went on a date. I thought it went well. However, as I texted him before the night end, something along the lines of enjoyed getting to know you yada yada. His enthusiasm and verve wasn't as reciprocated on the text back. And I'm comparing it to our previous textual conversations. Anyways, as I lay in bed recapping my night and thinking: - What did I do wrong? - Did I do anything wrong? - Was I too oily? What if I combed my hair differently? - Do I text him back first? Or do I play that stupid game and wait for him to text back first so I don't look desperate? Do I care if look desperate bc at least it shows I'm trying? - Was I too picky on my date last week and should give him a chance? But he didn't text me either so he probably isn't even interested, right? And the list goes on and on. I like him. He doesn't like me. Him likes me. But I don't like he. He waits for my text first. I wait for his text first. Yada yada. Is there a guidebook to dating? Can we all just have this set standard and just say what you feel? If you aren't interested in me, then just lmk. And I'll give you the same courtesy instead of letting the other person just have this laundry list of questions of self doubt. Long story short. Dating. Is. Fucking. Hard. Ps. I still owe you my hotel gym/pool/sauna hookup story.