#not bob

[iceiceicecold]

40s era Enjolras save me… save me 40s era Enjolras….

[maddie-grove]

People ask why Bob hit on Pete instead of another, hotter guy at SCDP(CGC). Leaving aside this frankly jejune assessment of Mad Men character hotness, let’s look seriously at the alternatives:

Don Draper: also a hustler. Not an option.

Roger Sterling: the only way anyone could use their sexuality to get something out of Roger is if it was something he already wanted to give away. Not lucrative.

Bert Cooper: very old, not engaged with the organization, possibly not horny due to the operation.

Jim Cutler: ewwww!

Ted Chaough: this could work but he’s not hotter than Pete.

Harry Crane: why.

Ken Cosgrove: too happy with his wife and too frazzled by the Chevy goons.

Joan Holloway Harris: he tried but her gaydar is too good.

Anyone on the creative team: that is not the act of an upwardly mobile man.

Frank Gleason: he died.

Also, a lot of really attractive women slept with Pete, so if it’s unrealistic, at least it’s equal-opportunity.

[dvar-trek]

[willowcrowned]

Skywalker this, Kenobi that, where are my fics about jedi Bob?

Jedi Bob has zero discernable personality but he does have 2.5 kids and a white picket fence so who’s the real winner here

[hafermensch]

you cannot imagine the sheer POWER i feel walking around the city in an mcr shirt and ripped black skinny jeans. i am part of the mcrmy, part of the black parade, a killjoy, and i am not afraid to keep on living.

[incognito-princess]

I turned on PBS and they're doing their Memorial Day Concert. They were doing a tribute to Gen. Colin Powell and the Band of Brother's Theme was playing behind it, so I had to keep watching...

[thoughpoppiesblow]

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