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@strawberry-plmp

here u go, very late but here nonetheless

#wall scratching incident of '19 #cecelias antics #not cecelia #but it is #mod red #*looks at red font comic sans* i just think its neat

would y'all be open to more chaotic cecelia stories? we have a bunch of those and would love to tell him & the picture thing is fucking up tumblr. our phones are kinda shit.

#not cecelia #mods speak #mod red says answer this please

The Couch Purge Of '18.

a truly sadistic act for such a small creature. i'm still traumatized.

#mod red #not cecelia #sugar isnt really affected by the purge anymore #he just laughs at my misery #like the dickhead beanpole he is #fuckin' tall people #they're all major assholes #fuck cant believe i forgot the most important tag after editing this three fuckin times #the great couch purge of '18 #MAKE THAT FIVE EDITS GODDAMN IM BAD AT THIS #im actually 18 #shugs gets mine and our oldest brothers ages mixed up #its funky

Suggestion, maybe post the 9-couch epic here for people who don't follow strawberry-plmp? People might just stumble upon this blog and wonder why and how this adorable ball of fluff is the leader of a roomba cult.

....you are correct. why did i not think of doing that.

(i hate talking about it so don't expect me to go out of my way to explain shit tho)

#mod red #ill do it in a sec hold up #asks: answered #not cecelia

hi it might take a while for us to post (which is why i've been doing most if it recently; the situation has evolved into needing both of our attention, unfortunately). we kind of got sued. forrrrr bodily harm against a jehovah's witness/innocent bystander. (though i still think that anyone who stands at our front door for THAT LONG blocking cecelia's path should get their rightful karma). ((i never said i was a good person, that's sugar's job)). by cecelia. so we're trying to think of a gameplan and junk and sugar still has his bajillion jobs so it might!! take a while for all that. hope ya understand, see you soon <3

#mod red #i got disgustingly sappy towards the end #im badass #that never happened #mods speak #yes i have a job no i normally dont work #i make my own hours #perks of being a manager #and i have to pay for tuition so that causes problems with finances or whatever #anyways #not cecelia

so uh. i am doing some things with some things and my brain is being a fucking disgrace so sugar is going to be posting for a while. i'll be back soon and junk so don't miss me too much. cya folks.

#mod red #my predictive typing thought i wanted to say i love you at the end there and i said no #welcome back shugs you can deal with the storytelling now whoop de doop #not cecelia

The garage thing. And what did cece do to the jesus man?

cece maimed the jesus man and apparently did something to his mini-bible. we don't really know the whole story besides what the dude told us. he tried to claim we had a hand in training her to attack or something...? he sued us for assault and i think the case is being looked over or some shit. we have to go to court soon but other than that, jesus man is okay and ready to go back to terrorizing elderly people.

and i shall post the garage story as soon as possible

#mod red #dont hold me to that it might take awhile #not cecelia #but kind of is #is cece gonna get canceled by the jesus fandom?? found out next episode of storytime with red #asks: answered #i lied to myself #my anxiety went boom so now im sobbing in the fetal position #ill get it to you tkmorrlw or someyhing

Every time I learn more, I get more confused. I feel like I'm missing crucial pieces of information every time I read a story.

either something sinister is happening in this family or i'm shit at storytelling.

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