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yellowjackets s3 ep3 theory

ok so I havent seen anyone point this out yet, but im pretty sure the girls are still starving? this ties in with the whole yellow filter theory (is there a actual name for that btw?) Because I think things aren't what they seem!!!

(spoilers for s3 ahead be warned)

so, we're shown in episode 1 that the girls have set up a functional animal farm AND we're told by Gen that there is plenty of deer to be hunted. this, along with the fact that they are willing to expend a lot of energy and time playing games like capture the bone and have a fairly extravagant feast implies that the girls (and travis) are all doing well in terms of food. however, in both episodes 1 and 3 we are shown evidence that directly contrasts this idea!!!

first example happens with Coach Ben in episode 1 when he comes across the food stash. we know that out of everyone he has probably been showing the most thruthful version of the wilderness (see the Jackie feast scene). so, right before he finds the pit we're shown an empty rabbit(?) trap that he resets. this on its own doesn't necessarily mean anything other than he got unlucky, but we've also been repeatedly shown since season 1 (when he taught the girls how to hunt and field dress animals) that he's got a good grasp on outdoor survival even with his missing leg. i dont think we see him catch or find any food during that whole sequence until he finds the food stash, which is a bit odd considering that according to the girls there is plenty of food to be found, which ties into my second point: Akilah's hallucination.

immediately after finding the berry bushes in her hallucination sequence she begins eating them incredibly fast and almost aggressively (like shes STARVING), when within the girls own reasoning there should be no reason for her to react so manically. we are told explicitly in episode 2 by Nat that there are plenty of berry bushes in multiple different areas (one of which being where we know Coach Ben is, so shouldn't he, an experienced outdoorsman, have been able to locate some, hm?). so we can deduce that akilahs reaction probably isnt just excitement at having fresh fruit! she was also one of the girls who were being served food at the feast, so we know that she just had access to a fair amount of food in the last day or so, so there shouldnt be any reason for to be as hungry as she seems

those are my main 2 examples of the fact that there doesnt seem to be nearly as much food as the girls are saying there is, but id also like to point out the fact that Mari ate a fucking bat? like it was likely just part of the ruse to get the bear spray from Coach Ben, but also thats one hell of a risk for her to take considering that bats are well known (even in the 90s) carriers of rabies. and while shes not the sharpest tool in the shed, she has shown that shes intelligent enough to trick both shauna and ben, so its not totally far out to assume shes smart enough to know that. and frankly i dont know if id be willing to risk getting rabies or some other disease unless im actually starving so, just pointing that out :)

id also like to point out that the feast in episode 1 looks a lot like the hallucination from when they ate Jackie! including the way the table is set up and the outfits!!! which makes me think that along with the weird yellow filter that all of that is just an idealized version of reality that the girls are projecting

also back to the animal farm, how did they manage to catch live rabbits? as someone whos owned multiple rabbits, its basically fucking impossible to catch them when they get loose outside and dont want to be caught, which im assuming since these are WILD rabbits that they do not. also, as many have pointed out, that they also have a domesticated breed of duck? could be just an unintentional thing, but considering how in depth and full of meaning every other detail of the show is id be surprised if it wasnt intentional!

tl:dr: the yellowjackets say they have a lot of food, but never actually show them catching or finding any and act like they are starving when presented with food. (and Mari eats a fucking bat) so methinks they are not doing as good as they say they are

sry this got long and rambly and idk maybe this is all a reach and im grasping at straws but i thought id just put it out there in case someone else thought the same. im not a theorist so pls do not eviscerate me if this sounds stupid pls and thank u :)

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there is a LOT, proceed at your own risk 🤗.

ah, yeah, post about TKATB being "wattpad core" as someone said in comments (an' some things I consider funny or pleasant or me being dumb in english language–- or anything at this point, just read, tf u lose?):

ok actually this turned out as my playing jokes and highlights..

when Deryl is on screen I read his "clad in green" as "chad in green". kinda fits him tho.

whole Crowe's description ("sun-kissed skin, handsome features, adorned with button-up to add to his clean look"). we got it, MC has huge crush on him. and now we too.

Brittney's button-up that looks clearly too small for her..😳🥴

forgot. orbs. sigh..

"you let out the breath you didn't know you were holding". I fell likeI've seen this exact sentence countless times.. maybe in fics too.. gotta count! (2 in total but I miiight change this later..)

happy-go-lucky was used at least 3 times, too

playing as male mc and reading as bully.. licking MC's cheek.. that's so gay, bro, wtf. he's even moaning, ew

"tall young man" hitting on MC's ass MC the moment Sol's gone. again, that's so gay, bro, wth.....

and fuckin' bodyguards. what's next, mafia going to show up? WEREWOLFS??

besides, isn't arcade, like. for poor people. why this silver-spoon boy even here? /j

(bonus, kinda. idk if this is a mistake in english (I'm barely C1 myself), but this doesn't seem right to me..) "tall young man's" desc: "his hair a bit tussled with two men..." ..so the men have tussled his hair or..? 🤨

MC's signature move is, in fact, balls kicking.

wow, that third "flesh hitting flesh" sound was juicy. I like that..

man, I love watching men cry.

my fantasies are the same, first wanting to see Ren cry wrong fandom–- now Sol. Crowe too, ofc. I may love him, but realistic angst + hurt/hurt/comfort + sugary fluffy ending I love WAY more.

Sol: "MC trusts me" unfortunately, yes. on the other hand, I don't trust you, I know your petty moves and I wanna see them 😈 (there should be AITA but I'm too good to be the asshole, aren't I 😇)

MC: "Hands". Sol: "You say that like I'm some sort of dog" my buddy has fucking collar as everyday-wear and complains about being a doggy?? if MC told you to stand on your knees so they can pat you, you would. you already are and I bet you love this.

I'm not into pet-play, your honor.

MC's kissing Sols knuckles. next line: "he did not jerk.." oh? "..his hand away" oh.

still, I bet he will jerk later–-

again, your honor, english is not my native language. the word "jerk" means only one thing to me.

I CAN ACTUALLY GIVE HIM A NICKNAME??????? wows that is ah. cool!

I named him Solty. kinda fitting, y'know

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I regret it.

the same second we're talking about food MC's stomach rumbles. so cliché, even I ashamed

Sol: "Yeah, you could've chopped these vegetables just fine. But what if I'm stubborn like that? ;)" then you're going to eat it out of the dog bowl, mister show-off.

I'm NOT into pet-play, your honor–-

tomorrow I'll cut these fucking carrots in flowers and show it to yall. mark my word. I WON't use guides.

only madmen drink something both so flavoury (curry and orange juice) together. fyi: I drink green tea. ..with everything.

thank you, goddess of harvest, for thy help in bringing the food to our table. now we shall eat and hope you'll bless us with a spicy scene later

"it all seems so domesticated" sigh, your honor—-

8:45, yeah, really late. not me playing this in 6:20 AM..

"why there're three of him?" simple: cerberus.

what the glass did to you? :(

he has self-conciseness. you did meet yesterday.. but there is only two days now, so.. can't blame me

I WAS MEANT TO BE YOURS

YOU WERE MEANT TO BE MINE

YOU CURVED OPEN MY HEART

CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME TO BLEED

damn, this guy. he has patience of a fish

that's all :(

I wish I could buy NSFW version..

soo. afterthoughts. Sol's cool ig. but as my game name says-

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hey guys do you think I’m ever going to find love be honest

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Trying to convince myself through gritted teeth that a body isn't a bad thing to have